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This cinder block is absolutely HOUSING the grass beneath it.

Plaintive cucumber has me questioning whether I really wanna put it in a salad…@pareidolia.bsky.social

@pareidolia.bsky.social

@captequinox.bsky.social and I are back at our Scary National Figure pumpkin attempts. Can you guess who this is without reading the alt text? Does the second photo help? 😁

Very specialized lane on campus: yield to dancing pairs.

A giant READ THE ROOM to the folks who, at the end of a day (week, month, year) of blows from leadership to everyone’s sense of safety and wellbeing, have the audacity to send me this.

A darling pair of carrots purchased at the Wedge. Are they in love? Are they twins? Are they trying to imitate a chromosome?

Seen on the freebie shelf in the laundry room: probably one of the worst-aged Christmas gifts ever produced.

Seen in Wilson Library, an old-school Wikipedia.

One of these orbs is not like the others

Wall of sound.

Poorly frosted Carrot Cake of Coping.

Variation on a classic tune: Turkey in the Spa.

Seen on my campus, a FAR SUPERIOR alternative to ChatGPT. I adore everything about it, and I run a writing center.

I can’t ever see that man’s lipless smirk without picturing John Tenniel’s Humpty Dumpty (who, tbh, is also fragile, obsessed with walls, and fast-and-loose with language).

Blue rooster, tiny pigeon.