The view from my iPhone screen during tomorrow’s kit launch. #askwxm #wxmpets

Time to leave. A demain.

Last-day-of-holiday blues.

You say ‘Leeds’, he hears ‘leads’. #askwxm #wxmpets

One and only….

Dogbone lesson two: Life is too short to wait for fun to come to you. I’m down with lesson two. #wxmpets

Dogbone lesson one: Patience is a virtue.

Yep. No way we’re sneaking out without him noticing.

Explaining to Ollie how far the US is and why we can’t go to pre- seasons 😞. I’m also (almost) immune to head-tilt cuteness. #askwxm

🤔 #askwxm #wxmpets

Thoughts on new away top? Like the collar and matt shade. Struggling with the lava but may learn to love it.. #askwxm

‘Ollie, pre-season’s started.’ #askwxm

The ‘Could be the beach, could be the vet’ dilemma.

Dogbone fully endorsing the pop-up Wrexham AFC dog bowl at brunch. Wife: Have you seen the dog bowl? Me: Didn’t know he could! #dadjokes #askwxm

Heavy heart. Legend forever! #askwxm

Iced water towel and frozen peanut butter kong. How will he cope when temperatures return to normal.

10:15pm and only just cool enough for the first ‘fetch’ of the day.

Happy mutt. Not blood on his nose but ice cream raspberry sauce from when he got his snout stuck in the empty carton. Explains the smile.

Another rib bites the dust.

The ‘break glass in case of emergency’ head rub to calm him down. Been wired all day.

Explaining the concept of dog years to Dogbone. He just calculated the off-season is a year long to him. #wxmpets #askwxm

Once again the girls win the battle of stamina.

Spending more time with his agent. 🤔 Know where this is heading.

Ollie learned to not sink today. (Rapidly after discovering he can’t walk on spores floating on the water)

Happy Dog. Had his first pup cup ice cream today. 🤯

Witching hour. Ignore laundry.

Frisbee TWOC’d. So currently chasing him round the garden to retrieve. Losing

Am taking full credit for the bank holiday heatwave here. Finally had a new wood stove installed last week. You’re welcome.