Gay Bitterskeets
@gaybitterskeets
Teacher, gay guy, and recovering Catholic living in Vancouver, BC 🇨🇦. Into politics, religion, and astronomy; am a lefty weirdo. BLM. Trans liberation now! Fuck ICE! He/il/él DMs open, but I'm happily married, so behave.
Fine, I'll jump on the data mining bandwagon. We're all screwed anyway:
What 4 Books / Series come to mind that remind you of your childhood?
Can someone tell the AI that created this image that both people in it are anatomically modern homo sapiens kthx.
With the camping grease scrubbed off and my beard trimmed, I look almost decent again!
We made it back from Sasquatch Mountain alive, despite the best efforts of the mosquitos to exsanguinate us. Please excuse the greasy camping hair.
Post yourself in your twink era ✨ This was at the tail end of my twink era, when I was 22. I was already getting a little thicker. This is also the photo that prompted my (now) husband to message me on OkCupid (that's how long ago that was).
I mean, come on natural law philosophers, I know you're bigots, but even you have to admit that the telos of these lips is sucking dick. You think a mouth this hot and wet was made for celibacy? Be so fr rn.
This is shockingly good. It's burn-your-lips strong, and great in cocktails that call for ginger ale.
I'm out shopping for clothes at winners, and most of their activewear is so chintzy that it seems like the disposable clothing from Idiocracy. I don't know why anyone would spend money on this shit.
She's getting all her dinner guests to discuss fisting techniques.
Did y'all know that baseball caps can shade your face, acting like sunscreen and sunglasses at the same time? Thanks again, @inktronerded.bsky.social for buying me a cap I'd actually wear so that I could learn this important fact!
Y'all are out here bashing olives and garlic and anise... What's next, lemons and almonds? 🔪Go ahead and stick it in my heart, it'd hurt less!
Do you get it? He's suggesting that Donald Trump is a homosexual! Isn't that salacious? Can you imagine how contemptible and disgusting it would be if the president were an invert instead of a fraud and pedophilic rapist?! What an outrageous suggestion! What a wit! Brava, Yashar!
I'm Gay Bitterskeets, reminding you to help control the racist population. Have your eugenecist relatives spayed or neutered.
Or, hear me out, we could bring back the goddamn assault weapons ban, ¡cojones!
Billy Brown if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses. 🤓 I'm usually too vain to post pictures with my glasses on, but here's one from when I got my latest pair.
"The man a seh me smell good between the sheet Me nah no odor, nah no stinking underneath Stab me tonight, mek me tear up the sheet Beat up me fat pum pum underneath"