Killing myself shortly

Yeah, um

My shipment of overpriced incense cones arrived and I’ve never been happier. Our flat smells delightful

The pop-girls need to pull their fingers out because we’re overdue 6 more weapon related songs

Boiling my tits off and it’s only day 1

BREAKING: Previously unheard of Reform contender Figel Narage to stand in Clacton by-election

How every episode of HOTD season 3 feels:

Northampton ominous tower checking in

Trying to recall the last time I was cold

Bye Keith

If I get any paler I’m going to blend in with the door. Anyway stronks

The wig stays ON during

Literally us

Heinous things happening in the gym today

Meanwhile next door

No calls, no messages, no emails. Got away with it

Pie: made Flapjack: made Dinner: nowhere to be seen

I have achieved levels of arm pump I could never previously assume to reach

Never let it be said that I’m not a supportive partner

Perfect opportunity to bring back this photo of me and my 5’7” beloved

Yeah I voted Green, how did you know?

This is the most consistent period of exercise I’ve ever had and it’s working. Weight has gone up but it’s all muscle gain, so scales are a little scary but I’m okay with it.