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Happy birthday to this sweet old man o’ mine. Pasta with meatballs, rosemary focaccia, and this personally-requested peach upside down cake. Made with nectarines 🤷‍♀️

That time of year 😊

And the newly-wed company was just as delightful!

Loses a little color but just delicious!

Tonight’s focaccia. All the toppings except the olives and flaky salt are from the garden: basil, tomatoes, chives, fennel, rosemary ☺️ Post baking photo in comments

When you forget to put your Tasmanian Devil in her crate before you mow 🙄🙄🙄 #bulldog #englishbulldog

Good day’s work in the garden. Planted tomatoes, peppers, onions, peas, potatoes, squash, and still have plants in the greenhouse. Bud break on the grapevines. Bees are buzzing. Beautiful day in the Umpqua River Valley.

Me, on the right, waving my big ol gay flag. Young man, Wolf, asked if he could stand beside me. He stood quietly and held that flag for 2 hours. Asked how to get involved. I gave him info, my card, and told him how important what he did today was. Small, conservative, southern Oregon town. 🥹🥹🥹

One quarter-mile stretch in my little Southern Oregon town of 25,000. #pnw #roseburg #nokings

Cogburn, Chanticleer, and Goldie. 3 of my handsomest fellows. #peakheathen #pnw

Greens and peas on the stove. This book. This fire. That chair. Green glow of Ducks game on the tv. My entire plan for the day.

So much for profundity 🤷‍♀️

Wonder if I can get all this on a tattoo?

Always an exciting day on the farm, when the spring hens begin to lay. How cute are those first tries?

Late August in the Garden of Good and Evil here at Peak Heathen.

Well that was fun. Home sweet home.

Hey buddy. How ya doin? I know, it’s not working. They’re so mad now. Here’s a thought: LEAN INTO IT. They love it when you’re the big alpha male. Own it. Tell them your testosterone level was higher than anyone has ever seen, and when you showed up at Epstein Island, the women went crazy…

Welcome to my Oregon garden 😊 #peakheathen #pnwgardening #cannabis

Me, weedeating the backyard. Smarter, not harder, right? #peakheathen #pnw #backyardgoats

I know it’s not rational. I know it’s not feasible. I know it’s not remotely possible. But sweet baby Jesus on a cracker, we need to be 2 countries /1

I wish you peace and freedom. I wish you visibility when you want it, and privacy when you don’t. And to any right-wing transphobes: Fuck off. And when you get to the fence with the sign that reads No Fucking Off Beyond This Point, climb that fence and continue to fuck off into oblivion. 🏳️‍⚧️

Most zen spot on the whole farm #peakheathen

Best honey in the got damn world. I’ll be the one with the scarf over my mouth to muffle the singing. And the weeping.💔💔💔 #portland #hamilton

3.14 and all that

Spring in the garden 🌸

Good morning from the Umpqua Valley. Beauty in spite of the shitshow💔 Support your trans friends. Make America Good Again 😢

$6 box, limit 2, expires 6/26. This is NOT the mife/miso medication. This is emergency-only, up to 3 days post-condom-failure. It’s in the downstairs bathroom medicine cabinet. 🙂

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