i had a friend who worked the theater in hs so it was free but

good morning everyone.

their poboys aren’t good but Mother’s does a mean HEC biscuit.

well, that is just a shame. a real shame

you know, an asshole would say something like, “it took someone from New Orleans to give Nashville some character.” But I’m not that asshole. Nope, that’s not me.

[extremely David Byrne voice] This Must Be The Place.

oh and a thirst trap is running for mayor of Knoxville. As a known slut-supporter, 👍🏻

iykyk

also:

4 courses for $26, in this economy?

oh remember that sketchy Ukranian bro who sold me the fire linen suit? He hooked me up with some weird looking $40 Gucci loafers. i’m basically financing the war.

I went to my local for a quick bite & a beer. Attached are the things I learned while there for 30 minutes. I’m never leaving this batshit town

it’s a good tuxedo though.

Anyway, if you America hard enough, anything can happen.

$70 Peter Millar suit from ebay. Perfect fit, can’t nobody tell me shit. Bonus Tallulahbomb

@samharden.bsky.social bullshit or not bullshit?

well, your first problem is venue: he’s in a tree off Springhill Ave in Mobile. Looks like this.

Oh so that’s what the splatter is for. I thought it was an homage

interestingly, this place has not sold in 2 years at $400-425K so the natural inclination is to raise the price by $100k

Oh Tubs drew Brooke Reid? Hard laff. He’s toast.

GOD DAMN

If you need me, sorry I have walked into the sea.

I feel like I made the right choice

she’s not perfect but my mayor >>

this mustard fucks.

This house is 100K less than anything in that neighborhood. There’s no way it looks like this when I go see it

Enjoy!

Churn

add milk, cream, the juice, half the peaches. cover & fridge for 4 hrs