Intensely funny from the "I'm only interested in Labour winning elections" crowd

Burnham again highlighting the general crapness of Starmer, through developing an attack line for the inevitable superficial coverage of the report rather than low expectation setting by saying "tough decisions".

Thomas Tuchel doing a lime bike ride of shame to the local coffee shop wasn't on my 2026 bingo card!

Extremely funny to be getting this reaction having done exactly 3 vaguely good things and not being ashamed of them.

Got some new artwork for the living room, hope the mrs likes it as much as I do

Remember when Zarah Sultana got ripped for saying exactly this and not excluding Blair, one of her few good takes

Ummm, can someone do a welfare check

Seems problematic but ok

Never hit that shop now button faster in my life

McSweeney unable to articulate why it was so important to rush to replace the existing ambassador with Mandelson, beyond saying it 'was worth a gamble'... appalling

Ummm that is a really interesting name for your customer service bot

'where's the nearest leyland, we've run out of toupret'

This is what we believe

So, at our core we're still very much a concept restaurant

Quite revealing that Starmers allies now seem to think the fall of big dog was a mistake...

Me rn

No, no!!!

Me at 9pm today

Strangest myth in British politics, it was a speech blair gave, was mentioned as an 'aspiration' in the 2001 manifesto and an 'aim' in 2005 manifesto, not mentioned in 2010. Was never a formal government target like e.g. housebuilding. Politicians are obsessed with dropping the non existant target.

Please clap.

The, um, three genders

When I fit the entire roast dinner and trimmings in the oven despite the wifes pleas to use the airfryer for the potatoes as there isn't enough space

For those decades, membership was in stark decline and we were all very worried about it! OMOV elections in labour have done something to stem/reverse that.

Underrated element of university collapses/cutbacks via mergers is that tuition fees have been eaten by inflation. What was 9 grand in 2012 is now equivalent to 6 and a half. The pressure to reduce overheads with even bigger class sizes at mega institutions is massive!

The three pillars of American innovation - pick your own skittles vending machine, drugs vending machine, and scratchcard vending machine

Rest in Peace

America, what a country

Two Joseph's, both alike in dignity

The only way America can understand other cultures is by placing them within their cultural framework (small, regular, supersize)