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Spouse made basic lands, too! Apparently mountain was REALLY hard to find something appropriate for, bc they didn’t want to use Ed on the cliff in the gravy basket lol. I am endlessly entertained by the single solitary censored “fuck” amongst a sea of fucks on that forest
I’m late but I needed to #drawStedeBonnet because this Ed needed his boyfriend 😤
These chapters have the original art I did in them! I've been aching to show this one off foreeeeeeever. I think I did it in, like, March?? I love how Ed turned out, and also my first landscape! Also absolutely go read the chapters and see just how unhinged this forest can get 😌
Djdjfhjdjdjdjfjdjjshd @dimsimkitty.bsky.social I have a kindred spirit for you here in jailing Stede
It’s national kitten day. Please remember to feed and pet your kitten
I keep getting distracted but I really want to share more of these with you!! Here’s another transforming one. When someone leaves play, he transforms from Edward Teach, born on a beach to the kraken 😭😭😭 And the kraken does damage to everyone each turn, including you. Symbolism’s pretty obvious 😭
I’m sorry I never noticed THIS bit of skin I might faint like a Victorian maiden
The MVP of the most recent game (yes I totally destroyed my spouse and child again) was the Revenge. When it comes into play it makes you three lil pirates you can use to crew it. A lot of removal spells specifically target creatures and couldn’t deal with it as a vehicle. Also islandwalk meant
It’s #DrawEdTeach weekend so I drew Ed Teach! I am honestly really fond of this one, despite giving myself a challenge to do it in four hours or less (I did not succeed lol)
Played my first game with the deck yesterday and won with this one, stupid puppet pulled it off 😌😌😌 Some pictures of the deck in play too. We were playing a 3 person game and both spouse and child stole Ed at various times, separating him from Stede, so they had to be destroyed 😃
A tiny #WIPWednesday snip from my RBB with @alandslideofop1.bsky.social. Fairy Ed contemplating fairy Stede. Among other things. Really I just made myself laugh so now you all have to look at it
Trying some totally different things on this portrait. Learned a lot! This is my second portrait from the same like 2 seconds of the Pop-pop scene. I can’t help it, he’s so PRETTY
This one also got me pretty good 💖 Act of Grace so your opponents can’t win this turn and you can’t lose this turn — and split second so it’s very difficult if not impossible to counter. Get fucked Chauncey 😭
Gonna be a rough fucking day at work, can I have pictures and/or art and/or fics that will make me smile, please I’ll start
Finished the show with my 13 yo tonight (sob) and in honor I present one of the cards that made me laugh the hardest Along with the fish token he can create, which, same
This is the one when I fully started sobbing, in case you were wondering
Appropriate because I just watched calypso’s birthday with the 13 year old (she ADORED Calypso). This one’s pretty simple but the creature type made me laugh.
lmao the blending out a random line that appeared, truly a punishment for daring to do art The two I was gonna post were already posted but!!! Here’s two more 🥰
Most of the cards are made up entirely from nothing, but there’s a solid number that are reskins of actual Magic cards, shown by the brackets after the card name. I’m really entertained that this lion was so perfect for Ned (return a card you control to its owner’s hand? Now that’s a fuckery!)
Here’s more insane cleverness. This is a modal double faced card, which means that these are front and back of the same card, and you have to choose which one to cast, it can’t be both. Like. This is what gets me even more than just the existence of all this, the level of thought (and silliness)
My spouse is big into magic the gathering, wins money in tournaments etc. And they. Put together. A hundred card commander deck for me. Entirely of unique custom OFMD magic cards. I’ve been trying to figure out how best to share these so I think we’ll start with the commanders, Ed and Stede