#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky The following is an important message from Myshka:

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I set my alarm to go off at 7:30. Someone decided I was going to wake up at 7:00 instead.

Myshka doesn't understand why people keep talking about goats. She thought only humans were allowed to play soccer. #CatsOfBluesky #Caturday

In light of the latest FEH news, I decided to throw together a tier list showing how I think each student at Garreg Mach would handle being put on the cheerleading team.

Zuzu doesn't see the appeal of fireworks. Why put sparkly things way up in the air where it's impossible to bat at them? Zuzu's not as good at jumping as she used to be, but even when she was in her prime, those things were way out of her reach. #CatsOfBluesky #Caturday

Certainly preferable to the sound of fireworks...

In the interest of being contrarian, I refuse to call Esmeralda "Brazilian Miku." Dagda's implied to be based mainly on Africa--especially North Africa. I know pardos have some African ancestry, but I'm calling her "Amazigh Miku" for now.

As a cat, Myshka definitely understands the appeal of striking a ball with one's foot, and she's used to humans watching her do it. She finds the whole "team" aspect of soccer (football if you're civilized) bizarre, though. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Nicknames in alt text. Left: Zucchini Right: Myshka

Spotted (heh) this lovely spotted towhee on my walk yesterday.

Red-shouldered hawk.

I was thirty-seven years, four months, three weeks, and one day old when I learned that a particular site I sometimes used to look for fan art doesn't have a mature content filter--or if it does, said filter isn't active by default for guests.

If I posted this lovely lady's picture on Х, some Muskovite loser would probably transvestigate her. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Zuzu takes issue with having to be eighteen 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 years old to vote. She's around sixty in cat years, but that won't fly in an anthropocracy--never mind that she's an ailurocrat. Pot, meet kettle. #CatsOfBluesky #Caturday

Drop something cute! 🐉

Even 𝘪𝘧 AI has been so thoroughly shoehorned into everyday life that it's impossible 𝘯𝘰𝘵 to use it, that's not an argument for AI so much as... well... I'll let Mr. Bors sum up why that approach is a load of Ben Shapiro.

Aw, I love bicolor tabbies!

I came to this room to spend time with Myshka, figuring I'd lie down on the bed and she'd snuggle right up, but instead, she just stayed at the foot of the bed. Maybe she didn't want to compete with my Switch for attention? #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

I wonder how long firewood has to sit out in the open to begin hosting fungi...

This might look like the classic "belly trap," but Zuzu never really understood the concept. If belly pets good, why punish? #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Chatty mockingbird outside my window.

I wanted to play Animal Crossing. Myshka wanted to cuddle. We compromised. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

I threw together a crude climate map of Fódlan based on my own guesswork years ago. To vastly oversimplify, I suspect wyvern racing would be much more common and popular in the south than in the north--kind of fitting, considering that the Adrestian Empire is in the south.

The basic concept is that wyvern riders fly a specific course indicated by towers, like in the crude map below. The only restrictions on altitude are that one must fly 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 a tower when rounding it and that one must not touch the surface or anything on it (e.g. buildings, trees, bridges, ships).

Myshka informed me that I was three minutes and fourteen seconds late for her scheduled petting appointment and that my pay is being docked accordingly. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

It rained a little bit this #Caturday. Being an indoor cat, all that means for Myshka is that there's a little less light coming through the window and there are odd sounds coming from the roof. #CatsOfBluesky

Made sushki. I was expecting a crunchier texture than the one I ended up with; the store-bought ones I tried fifteen or so years ago were like hard pretzels. These are... I'm not sure what the texture reminds me of, actually. Maybe a type of cookie I've had in the past? Still delicious, though.