Geoff Crittenden
@geoffcrittenden
He/him. Software engineer and decorated former Navy combat aviator. Husband, dad, cat dad. Three-decade-plus fantasy football fanatic with far too few titles to show for it. Copper Age Marvel comic book geek. Swiftie since ‘15. #GoPackGo #GoBlue #FlyNavy
Choosing the voice of Cobra Commander was one the best casting decisions of all time.
Anyway, here are some pretty clouds at sunrise from the other morning.
Are you really alive if you've never experienced the Bavarian Legend? This thing is as big as a medium pizza.
Ooh, what 80s action or horror flick set in Los Angeles is this? Wait, I'm being told this is Chicago, this morning.
I should probably clean that out, but I'm not sure I want to know what that is.
I've been displaying this all day because it means No Kings, No Tyranny, No Fascism. I celebrate 250 years of American independence, and the blip we're currently experiencing won't deter that. America is still a shining beacon of freedom to many around the world, and we can't forget it.
I recently encountered this almost-unicorn Porsche 968 cabriolet. Only about 2200 of these were sold in the U.S., and there are probably fewer than 500 of them still around. It still looks great despite being at least 31 years old, so I figured I’d post this for any Porsche geeks out there.
Twelve years now, and I think we made the right decision to keep her.
The Brewers swept the Yankees this weekend, and I was fortunate to be able to witness the walk-off win Saturday night. #ThisIsMyCrew
I always think about the time that a friend of mine told me that it's not worth it to pay for a Costco membership just for the gas. These places are three blocks from each other.
This is the best case scenario, as I see it, for the Senate election this year. Meaning, we need to flip both Montana & Texas to take control of the Senate. A tie means the gop retains control.
This is EXACTLY the kind of bold thinking that we need right now to get things turned around! #USA
Better Call Saul is not better than Breaking Bad, and I don’t understand why people say that it is.
It's really sad that I saw this and thought, "ah, the good old days."
Does Werner seriously make a ladder specifically for cutting basketball nets down? That's a niche product.
So I guess Tuesday kicks off Infrastructure Week with Power Plant Day?
Scarlett Johansson said, when answering the Colbert Questionnaire, that the Blimpie Best is the best sandwich. 😍😍