George Bass
@georgebas5
Security guard. Bouncer. Sometimes write for @theguardian.com @washingtonpost.com @timeshighered.bsky.social @financialtimes.com @newscientist.com Mostly at work opening doors and stopping fights.
They also missed the accompanying soundtrack album when it was released a couple of months ago.
“My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night. My other neighbour is a tough guy like me.”
The Prime Minister has said he’s a defender of pubs. Always good to meet a new starter.
Northern Number 10 will never happen until Lisa Nandy gets the elbow and @kathyburke.bsky.social becomes culture secretary.
Truss always amplified the wrong headlines, but she’s still finding her way into news today.
If you can’t face the England game tonight: I’ll be on @bbclondon.bsky.social , @bbcradionorfolk.bsky.social and about 35 other stations at 10:30pm talking about working as a security guard and bouncer, and writing a book. Will try not to use four-star language.
I fully expect Posh George and Nigel to release their single any day now.
I’m a Brit. Freedom 250 just broke our record for the most desolate live music performance of all time.
From my book What the Bouncer Saw about the moment when you realise the big boss is doing a runner.
It must be a AI because someone on X told me Brum actually stands for Badly Run Under Mahmood.
No way. We’re getting engulfed. I’ve got the soundtrack ready and everything.
Reform’s earlier controversial statements were more enjoyable, like when Sarah Pochin said that adverts ‘full of black people, full of Asian people’ were ‘unrepresentative of British society‘.
I prefer Sarah Pochin’s earlier controversial statements, like the ones where she says that adverts ‘full of black people, full of Asian people’ are ‘unrepresentative of British society‘.
Emergency, which service do you require? 1 Police 2 Fire 3 Ambulance 4 Orbital
I’ll see your knitted Tern and raise you a dehydrated seagull rescued while on patrol #superseabirdsunday
Influenced by Rosemary’s Baby and David Lynch? Audition must feature some seriously messed-up cocktail parties.
I’m a security officer. If someone offered me £9,253.60 for my services I’ve got a pretty good idea of what they’d want in return.
My book What the Bouncer Saw is out today. Thanks to @estherbintliff.bsky.social and @stephenkb.bsky.social for inspiration, and to @littlebrown.bsky.social for making it happen. Hope anyone who buys it likes it, rodents included. www.hachette.co.uk/titles/georg...
“No wonder you’ve got an energy crisis your side of the water … We’re in the Common Market now, and my new deal is with Europe.”
If you’re on Sunday early day shifts you lose an hour’s sleep. That’s when you know that BST stands for Bring Some Taurine.