George Global
@georgeglobal
I'm so old, I remember when people who supported the president were patriots. BLM & LGBTQIA+ ally. Protect trans kids! Slava Ukraini & Free Palestine!
Well, in his defense, trump should know rakes. He steps on enough of them!
Trump speech bingo alert! Anyone that has trump using his Bullshit Pulpit tonight to tell the truth about 2020 election (or anything) can burn their card now!
The last and greatest demand of the regime was that you loose your f'in ability to think, grab your ankles, bend forward and prepare to receive your president. George Orwell, (AI generated)
KKKash Patel announcing his raid on the Obama Library for classified documents, before he gets locked out of his laptop for good.
BREAKING!: donald trump vows to have music at the opening of his presidential "library."
Kalshit question for today: Obama Presidential Library rated how many ketchup stained walls in Trump's dining room? + or - 3.
Given all the Republican internicene displays and self-righteous struggles for blame-pointing they're gonna need a bigger bus to hide bodies under.
Trump's strength is taking advantage of the fear rampant in whites who are barely holding on & directing blame on migrants, minorities, libs, and women. He plumbs the depths of human nature like no one else ever. (Wonder if he knows there's a "b" at the end of plumb?)
Film plot! Astronaut leaves earth. Time warps 5 years into future. Upon return, finds entire planet covered with heat-generating, water wasting, energy hogging, noisy, land grabbing, intelligence dimming, oligarch orgasming warehouses. PLANET OF THE A(I)PES!
Wait. Greenland is "not surveyed/unclear? " Of all the places you don't need to poll! Show of hands... Oh, and India looks like his little dick in the favorables.
Thought I spotted a hummingbird on the Rhododendron this morning. But it was 2 bees in a trenchcoat.
The "Iranian Surrender" would make a Great musical. Musicals Are Great Again! Thank you, Sir! You crazy asshole bastard.
They got it wrong. Somewhere in a MaraLago attic is a portrait of him that looks great. The old reverse Dorian Gray curse.
One guess: Who doesn't understand that Memorial Day is to thank and commemorate our brave service people who lost their lives defending our country? This guy! Posting a drone attack. Same guy who called 250 years of our heroes "suckers and losers."
Trump is only our president b/c he "beat" 2 women in races fueled by sexism and little-dick syndrome. Especially in '24 when we already knew how piss-poor he was at presidenting.
Hello. I'm the Speaker of The House of Republicans and I haven't read the news for years.