gertritude

@gertritude

a drawer of funky and sometimes funny things 🌟 currently working on a visual novel about an awful boy and his demon! ✉️ officialgertritude@gmail.com 🎨 gertportfolio.wordpress.com 🏷️ #demonvn #ycgb #emperorvn #research #art #oc

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gertritude@gertritude· 24d

thinking about adult mordred recently #demonvn #doodle

older adult mordred, with longer hair and decked out in epic victorian era suitage.

gertritude@gertritude· 29d

This is my own fault because I decided to work two jobs this summer to save up money + better resume optics regarding one of them, but also

Co-signed... Because that was some real shit you just said

gertritude@gertritude· Jul 7

model citizens #oc #doodle

Mercy and a yet unnamed puritan woman stand next to each other. The woman is quite demure; mercy has a shit-eating grin.

A man is in the stocks. Text beside him reads: THIS NAUGHTY LITTLE PIGGY HATH EATEN TWO BOWLS OF PORRIDGE -- MORE THAN HIS FAIR SHARE. MAY WE GAZE UPON HIM AND GO "OINK, OINK, OINK!" UNTIL THE SUN SETS FOR HIS EVENING WHIPPING. Text has a lot of random e's added to the ends of the words.

Demure woman: It is truly an ungodly world we have set our roots in, Mercy.

Mercy, sweating: Yeah. Aye. What you said.

gertritude@gertritude· Jun 8

last one of some tests!

MISS STALKER: Don't listen to her, miss!!! I've been secretly rubbing sunscreen on you every night! You will never age!!! You will never age!!!

MISS ACTRESS: you've been what

gertritude@gertritude· Jun 7

texture test (?)

gertritude@gertritude· Jun 7

Kindly smiling woman: you are doing...

Woman, no longer smiling, clearly disgusted: ...a GREAT job.

Worm woman surrounded by corpses: (gasp)

Worm woman, eyes shining, blushing: Me?????

gertritude@gertritude· Jun 7

Test thing

A monstrous worm woman savagely bites a man to shreds.

The worm woman poses cutely, still with blood on her mouth, while her companion stares in horror.

gertritude@gertritude· Jun 1

new banner to celebrate pride month

the same banner as usual, but now it has "happy pride" on it as well as a smiling lillie expressing her love for the lgbtq+ community.

gertritude@gertritude· May 25

haven't had time to draw so they've just been staring at me in a paint file #art #oc

THE GIRL. A young black girl with an unnerving grin. Dressed politely, almost as one would a doll.

THE PLAINTIFF. A stern-looking white man. Blue collar, chin stubble, looks like he owns a truck and hunts on the weekends.

THE WIDOW. An annoyed Korean-American woman. She wants to appear professional, but her unkempt hair and rumpled shirt betray her.

gertritude@gertritude· May 18

zeroing in on a potential hairstyle (still needs tweaking)

a young black girl grins creepily at the viewer. her braided hair is done up in a side ponytail, with two of the braids going on the side of her face.

The girl, grinning oh-so-cutely, declares, "Nonbelievers are simply jealous that I am so good at detecting glorp'naar's thoughts..."

The camera man, ironically off-camera: girl you literally call him "glorp'naar" this is the most reddit cult imaginable

gertritude@gertritude· May 16

Due to medical bills caused by a disease called "unemployment," I've had to go back to retail for a bit.

doodles of myself in various states of distress. notably, in one i am being told to kill myself.

gertritude@gertritude· May 15

opened up paintdotnet and was immediately jumpscared by her expression

a young black girl with childish braids and a quite creepy, wide-eyed grin.

gertritude@gertritude· May 15

lrt -- lady and the shard has actually been my laptop background for the past decade! how time flies

gertritude@gertritude· May 12

two minute doodle from earlier #phm #projecthailmary #doodle

It's a very normal day on Erid. Unrelated, Grace and Rocky are comedically tied up and held at gunpoint by a group of Eridian conspiracy theorists.

ERIDIANS: "Space isn't real! Astrophage is a cover-up! Rocky will RELEASE the crew members from government captivity or the ALIEN HOAX will die!"

Grace, remembering all the times these past four years he endured Rocky gloating over how much "smarter" and "more logical" Eridians were than humans: so rocky,

Rocky: grace shut the fuck up statement

gertritude@gertritude· May 11

clothing folds actually killing me right now #oc #doodle

a white man and an asian woman stare at the camera in a vaguely menacing fashion. their clothes have poorly drawn folds on them.

gertritude@gertritude· May 9

drawing portraits on a white background for funsies and its kind of killing me how it looks zoomed out

two miserable-looking adults in black and white and one extremely colorful, smiling-widely girl to their side.

gertritude@gertritude· May 8

*stares at u* #oc #doodle

a creepy young girl stares at the viewer. her colorful, beaded hair partially obscures her face from view.

gertritude@gertritude· May 3

assorted project hail mary doodles #phm #projecthailmary #art #doodle

doodle 1: Eva Stratt stares incredulously at the reader. Text above her says, "When Dr. Grace says something so suicidephobic and you gotta hit him with that double coffee "we're euthanizing you" stare"

doodle 2: Eva Stratt stands over Ryland Grace's comatose body, clearly conflicted. She wonders if they should add some last-minute decorations to the ship (presumably to liven things up for Grace when he wakes up five years from now). She envisions a really well-designed, beautiful poster that says "Live, Laugh, Astrophage" on a low-res, blatantly copyrighted, pink bubble heart gradient background (made in canva). Below it is a 5-star review from Dr. Grace himself, reading: "This poster is so great! I can't wait to get put down like a dog!"

Rocky has HAD ENOUGH. He storms over to Grace, innocently doing science experiments with a generic science beakers, and points his finger accusingly.

ROCKY: Grace clothes still everywhere. Grace get off lazy "ass" and clean up, statement.
(Note: Rocky is saying the word "as," with one "s," to get past the translation program.)

GRACE, OFFENDED: me???? ME????

GRACE, CONTINUED: Why don't YOU clean up all your xenonite experiments, STATEMENT.

ROCKY: ...Important projects.

GRACE: HOW.

We are then treated to a view of some of Rocky's Very Important Xenonite Projects. These include:

- a 5-legged chair (better than four)
- an improved Rocky ball (not started) (soon) (...maybe)
- some kind of weird, bulbous sculpture thing, simply labeled as "okay i don't know what this one is
- a secret fourth project that is grace's five-month-old sock, laying on Rocky's highly innovative and unique 5-legged chair, that's more of a miscellaneous biology experiment than a proper xenonite project. This one is all Grace's. Grace should pick up now, statement.

In the future, upon the ice, Stratt watches videos of Rocky boldly taking up space on the Hail Mary while Grace is unable to stop him. In her mind flashes that tweet that goes "When you meet his friend group and he not the leader <<<<<<"

gertritude@gertritude· Apr 21

type of shit mordred queues up for his "dark" journalling sessions

Youtube video titled "Music for Men Who Stay Silent | Gentleman Dark Blues," feat. Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders on the thumbnail.

gertritude@gertritude· Apr 16

came out so good omg

a completely incomprehensible, blurred image.

gertritude@gertritude· Apr 15

epic heat wave outfit for 87 degree weather on the hottest floor of your house, one window for air circulation, one dusty standing fan #doodle

quick doodle of myself. my hair is frantically put back, i'm in a tank top and shorts, and i look absolutely miserable. there is prominent underboob sweat on the tank top.

gertritude@gertritude· Apr 13

this cannot be real. they are faking this. everyone is going to get on and then monokuma is going to pop out and reveal that a bomb nanochip was inserted while people were sleeping and death games are legal in international waters