Cream Based
@ggoonmiilk
🥛✨A woman with opinions✨🥛 Hey guys, I'm honestly just here to goon. 🥧 Feminist🥥Gamer🥛Hoodlum Find me on twitch: "An old lady and her cat swearing like a sailor and sweating like she exercises." -me
If life ever worked out in a way where I could be a full-time friend and entertainer on #Twitch (✨delulu), I was dreaming of playing through 100 gaming franchises. My criteria are: 1) At least 3 titles in the series. 2) A generally cohesive story. I'm at 70 and could use help expanding the list.🩵🥛
I put this decorative window film up earlier this year that's good with heat etc., that light is from a McDonald's billboard. Probably one of the nicest things I've gotten all year, soothes the soul to see a mosaic rainbow every night. 🥛💙💚💛🧡❤️
I dunno why this thought was burning in my head to doodle, but I was thinking about the tsunamis in Japan and recalled a friend's horrific story and wondered about something that could change the narrative. Why not create poles that lift up with swings on them that can be rescued via helicopter? 🤷🏻♀️
Kinda jumping back into streaming to be social and whatnot, need opinions on appearance: A) Vtuber avatar, cause it's funny and expressive? B) My face, mostly set to rbf mode and judgement? C) Zoomed out, couch gaming vibe with the homies? What would you rather look at for a streamer? #twitch
Dear @playstation.com please steal the following idea regarding your next media trend: Use memory cards w/micro SDs as game storage sticks, see my crappy drawing below. Also: Collectable coins minted with each game's memory card. Or nfc in a poker style chip designed for the game for extra stuff.
#Tubi time: Sator Released 2019 ...what in #satanic Appalachian family #sacrifice #horror did I just watch? About equal parts Grannie #interviews and #ominous sounds with a guy in the #woods. This film is a slow build into #insanity, where Sator becomes the only truth. Moo Score: 3/10🥛
I was today years old when I learned you can set the microwave above 59 in the seconds column. I am unstoppable now.
#Tubi time for: Demon Hole Released 2016 I mean, it's listed as #horror but this is #comedically bad. Teens are sent into the woods for community service near a fracking site that disturbed a demon. They find a bunch of weed, gain powers, and thus the perishing begins. Titties. Moo Score: 2.5/10🥛
One of the best things I've found about growing older is that cooking grows with you. Used to burn toast and couldn't make shit, now I'm making pizza and potato soup from scratch. 🥛🫶❤️
Some days, you just gotta relax and do nothing except watch your lil cat's tail be fluffed by a fan. 🫶 #caturday
Reese's did me right long ago by putting sugar free bags on shelves. Oreo, I love you too now. ❤️ Pop-tarts. Where the fuck you at with sugar free goods??
Just performed my first venipuncture and it went as smooth as butter!! Guy confirmed it was a smooth needle stick. 😎 #poked #venipunture
First day in my scrubs! Come find me at a blood drive and I'll get you flowing. ❤️🥛~
I give you: Velveeta Spiral Mac with Pork Birria and Sauteed Bell Peppers, Onions, and Garlic (w/basil, sweet rice vinegar, and white pepper) in a Toasted Croissant with Crema. Be inspired. #kindatoasted #food
Me: trying to gently wake up my cat so I can pee. Her: purring and having a fun time.
I've mapped the Clyt. Gamers have found the secret to making women happy. Thanks, #ffxiv. You're appreciated.
So @en.finalfantasyxiv.com would rather force everyone to use a website that directly funds Elon Musk and his racist/anti-lgbtq+ agenda than allow people to choose between BlueSky and X? For a PC case. How much fucking money are you making off their subs, and you can't even get one full PC??? #ffs
I wish I could be there to be her hype woman for this shit: "Yeah, tell his ass!!" "SHE'S RIGHT THOUGH." "Go off girl." "How about dirty ass can't vaccinate for shit motherf*ckers be quite and listen right now." "Small dick science deniers need to close their mouths and open their ears." 👏👏👏👏 #AOC
Pragmata is leaning into encouraging a Woody Allen/loli trope. Men finding female-esque (note a step away from humanity) child companions in need of raising, with no valid plot reason to have them that small, f, and perpetually pleasant/in touch with the men. Diana literally can't lift the med kit.