GheyMysterio
@gheymysterio
Fan of horror movies, video games, football, wrestling, and shitty punk rock. If I drink a Dr. Pepper, I could literally die from the beetus. Did a hard reset of my life a few years ago and never looked back. 7-8-2020 🚫🍻❄️ #FDT #WrestleSky
2025 was a good year for me. My heart became full and happy again. Happy New Year everyone. ❤️
Poor little puppers jumped off the bed and broke her leg, right on the growth plate. Surgery went well, but its cone of shame time for the foreseeable future.
Working around the city today and saw this blast from the past. Haven't thought about this site in years despite it being a huge part of my childhood.
Starting her off the right way, in solidarity with Portland. #ProtestFrogs #ProtestDogs
I'm tired of pretending that Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group is a Halloween song based on name alone.
In my line of work, I'm constantly either taking exams or classes for recertification. Trying to figure out A. How many times has this happened that they felt the need to include it and B. Why didn't the editor or narrator speak up and say "Hey, so what's the deal with the penis biting part?"
Moments before we gave one of my groomsmen a BTE Trigger: Wedding pictures have been coming in, I'm really looking forward to seeing the full video of our #YoungBucks entrance.
Really happy with how the shoes for my groomsmen are turning out. Next step is a little paint!
Engagement photoshoot time. Because nothing around my house can just be normal. 😅
Got last minute tickets for #AEWDynasty and they're pretty damn good!
I always forget how much wear and tear my work boots take until I get a new pair every six months. Also shows how out of alignment my hips are 👀. These aren't top-tier since I have to replace them so often, but they aren't bottom-tier either and are the only pair that don't hurt my feet.
I'm really concerned about the well-being of that penguin from this Temu ad. It's definitely going through it. 😕
Just posting a screengrab of Rock Band Rivals week before my top score gets absolutely demolished. 🤷♂️
Oh, but they did just send this email. Gonna go drink hundreds of dollars worth of hot chocolate, and we'll be even! The AUDACITY...
Tripped while working outside and grabbed the closest "tree". What a terrible day to have hands...
Love the relationship I have with the Operations Manager at my job.
I really think I have a shot at winning the Lays Do Us A Flavor contest!!!
Today has been terrifying. A gang of Swans (and a duck that fell in with the wrong crowd) stalked me around a home and surrounded my work van.
People are getting a little ridiculous with the Christmas decorations.
Random $10 pickup from a bargain outlet store. Poster sized and canvas, pretty happy with it! #TheOffice