wasn't California on fire like, last year?

happy new year (this week was a year long)

same exact picture

literally my sister and me

many are saying she skewed the results (she did not; the people love chaos)

that moment when you seriously consider pulling the fire alarm so you can go home early

I think we all know my choice

not even I know for sure! we should consult the spirits:

I know people think I'm a delight, but there is a lot of stuff I hate. this is dangerous advice.

all the millennials were out last night vibing to 90's electronic music while a middle aged English dude DJ'd (nature is healing)

betcha didn't think of that, did ya

don't let anyone tell you they can't all be bangers

nail inspo: 80's bathroom tile

your mom says hi

unless it's me in my robe, I hope?

Cassandra-ass curse is what it is

me rn

pop quiz

big chop

no, just pointing out some light hypocrisy.

why is the photo from this parking ticket so dramatic and moody? (this is not my parking ticket, although I did get one over the weekend for inventing a parking spot where there was none)

never leaves me hanging

tag your soul

discovering that this dress glows under black light was a delightful surprise