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Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir girlawhirl.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Jul 2

Two people that climbed the Empire State Building with a black flag saying "This could’ve been a social media post". May their love endure monthly bills & adult responsibilities.

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· May 28

Andy Cohen from Bravo TV, head slightly downturned so the person speaking can’t see the, “what you just said is bullshit” look on his face

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· May 16

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone [GIF off]

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Oct 31

Happy Halloween 👻

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Oct 23

Hen Mgr: What’s with the hat? Chicken: I’m a Viking Princess Hen Mgr: Where’d you get that idea? Chicken: They had a Viking Funeral for my mom on that black barge last week Hen Mgr: That was a grill

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Oct 1

When thousands of people hit the follow button without one repost

A pic of the stoic faces in attendance of Pete Hegseth’s 9/30/25 address to hundreds of US generals and admirals.

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Sep 30

It’s kinda funny how you can be out here making a poem with a newspaper headline & pull 2 blocks. Thanks for the entertainment @listifications.app 🥳

Recent @s who’ve blocked me over my poem with a newspaper headline.

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Sep 29

Roses are red, Sex can be mellow OR you could be

Headline reads: Humped to death by a pet camel

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Sep 24

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Aug 22

What about installing a machete for your philodendron?

Using the philodendron’s vibes to power a robotic extension of a machete

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Aug 8

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

My IG meme:

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?
Me: {picture of white woman smiling big with a crocheted batwoman mask on her face}

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Aug 1

When she starts dressing like a dish towel, the sex has already left the building

Linen white smock with 1” thick vertical red line from bodice to dress hem and two navy pin stripes flanking both sides of red line. Get in the car loser, we’re now in our Smock Wife Era

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Jul 21

Apparently the poisonous snakes & insects are not a deterrent to the free range pooping Sumos

Round warning signed trimmed in red, white background, black stencil of “back-end” of Sumo wrestler squatting & pooping. Blue rectangular sign underneath with white letters that reads, “Poisonous snakes and insects inhabit the area”

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Jun 23

When she’s dressed like this it’s Shemanipulation

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· Jun 12

Them: Fuck off Me:

Upside down picture of a tulip skirt trumpeting the ceiling of grass and her legs artfully posed. She’s actually doing a handstand in a pleated skirt, only one leg pointing up the other is bent at knee with pointed toes

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· May 9

So no, you better not delete. It really is same thought. Thank you for asking🥰❤️

Pic of my old tweet that’s similar of which I’m about to copy & repost here on BlueSky:

Therapist: Where do you want to start?

Me: I saw a flamenco dancer in my hair gob this morning.

Thrpst: I'm going to need cash upfront

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· May 8

What I think of when he tells me he’s vegan and into beard culture:

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· May 2

The Dollyllama carries more groove in her heart than her soul.

Dolly Parton from waist up attached to the neck of a llama revealing the chest body & 4 legs of the llama

Staced & Whirled@girlawhirl· May 1

Agnes: My battlefox will smite you for stealing my knight & shining armour! Cinderella: You attention whore! You broke your shoe on purpose. My battlefox will eat yours for a snack!