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Catnip harvest for this year! Holy cow it smells amazing. This haul’s lineage can be traced back to the 2010s and is pesticide-free and fed many, many bees. Want any? 🤣🤣🤣
I got my idiot son one of those cat toys that looks like a boxing bag. How long before he gnaws off the little red gloves?
This thread reminded me of the Australian possum who broke into a bakery and ate too many pastries.
Pete was being cute but the second I tried to take a picture, he needed to groom himself and wiggle all around. I tried getting him to look at me, poking and prodding him, pspspspsing, yelling “PETE!” over and over. He wouldn’t look up, until finally, for one moment.
I’m at the CDC. I’m at the Taco Bell. I’m at the combination CDC and Taco Bell.
If you know me in the least, you know I hate this fucker. I hate dolls and horror involving dolls. But I received this as a gift today.
Last day in this pit. This is how I’ve turned the lights on and off every day for almost 7 years.
I dunno why, but this selection from Roald Dahl's "The Twits" has been on my mind recently.
Sasha used to live on one of the busiest streets in town. She’s been indoors for two years now. She’s not cuddly, but every night, she comes in for pets when we go to bed.
Quinn last of her name, eater of a couple hundred dollars of electrical cords, eater of anything silicone she can reach [deep breath] flooder of houses by accidentally turning on the bidet because she has to be locked in the bathroom overnight due to the aforementioned eating of household items.
Rio. He is my baby now. I hope Linda rests easy knowing he will be loved for the rest of his life.
For some reason, I never quite believed Linda when she would say Rio was big. This doesn’t really show it, but he is indeed Large. He’s an absolute cuddle monster. I love his nose freckles. He has a couple patches of black fur on his shoulder. He and Pete have started licking each other’s faces.