Girlwonder@girlwonder· 24d On the phone with my mom and she’s telling me about the Hiddleston Pompeii doc, excitedly going into detail about how they know exactly what some people were doing because bodies were cast in ash and I’m trying not to laugh because all I can think of is this
Girlwonder@girlwonder· Jul 19 It’s not the best lighting to show you but the corn puff is green, which is how you know this is made with premium pickle products 😙🤌
Girlwonder@girlwonder· Jul 19 It might be the edible talking but yummmmmmmm five thumbs up
Girlwonder@girlwonder· Jul 9 Everyone please wish Carson a good recovery from having one highly suspicious tumor and one just likely to be annoying lump removed today. He’s currently levels of stoned to which I can only aspire.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· Jun 26 OMG what did the aliens do to him?!?!?
Girlwonder@girlwonder· May 31 Watch this to bring joy into your life.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· May 27 Camouflage vs concealment
Girlwonder@girlwonder· May 22 Oh no two gremlins and they’re ferocious.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· May 22 I’ve a gremlin under my desk.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· May 20 I wish they were a thicker-style chip but dear lord these are delicious.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· May 17 Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· May 1 I feel like I’m being chastised for something.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· Apr 25 Happy birthday to Carson, the happy birthday boy.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· Apr 5 I got a phone call using my full government name as a response.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· Mar 26 Intrepid explorer and the fearsome beastie.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· Mar 21 Red at night, sailor’s delight.
Girlwonder@girlwonder· Feb 27 Even Chuck Tingle is mad at the U.S. Men’s team.
