oh come on. No.

"Like what you see, little visitor clanking around in my lair? As big as the legends say, and more. No, you can keep that gold trinket -- we both know the hoard is not why you came. You are welcome to stay for -- or as -- a snack..." Another great Tiazzu by @shibadoodles.bsky.social!

someone did a prompt like "try to be as generically relatable a bsky user as possible. only say stuff that would sell on a shirt with a picture of a unicorn or something"

this movie was from 1957, and I don't know what primitive color tech this was but it absolutely could not handle shadows, motions, any changes in angle. Cars would be blue, purple, red, and black in the same scene. Watch as this man goes from corpse to honeybaked ham to corpse just by being rotated

the ARE YA WINNING, SON? meme came 60 years early in this bad crime movie

I had forgotten that the Muppets started out as people, before the sewer ooze

Long ago their slogan was "make a ruuuuun for the border" and we always said "make a ruuuuun for the toilet", so honestly I don't think this news surprised anyone

Had this classic @teaselbone.bsky.social Gruzz pair on my mind. Hoard size matters!

one fun part of When Marnie Was There is that it had the standard-issue Studio Ghibli Vivacious Elegant Lady, although in this case she was a deadbeat mom who was better at party repartee than at parenting!

must have been their first time on that carrier. Everyone knows you pay the on-board surcharge to upgrade to an intact window

ideal TTRPG magic system

I get actual-ass words like RUBAI and LONGEVAL challenged off, and then the analysis scolds me for not playing, like,

You know the fix for "the blank page problem"? Use your human brain to craft a simple vignette in which Fox is pinned to the head of the bed by Wolf's ever-growing belly, and enjoying the fuck out of it. It takes like 5 minutes, and your present and future professional colleagues will appreciate it.

I'm not always wild about Golden Age musicals, but THIS I would watch

also what the fuck is this picture / caption pairing

Terrible idea. International sports bodies are trying their hardest lately to be written off as corrupt and/or stupid. "but the athletes"... already could compete. You don't need to invite in the roided bear that is also trying to kill your friends. For that matter, WE really shouldn't be welcome

of course Argentina WOULD come back to tie it up just for an easy "it takes 2-2 tango" reference

these are seriously starting to freak me out yep just sitting in my shower, in wool socks, playing on my phone, as one does yep just standing in my shower, in prison orange, Kimmy Schmidtin' it up, as one does

well someone had a little parking lot party (also why are all the cars white?)

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OK I'm afraid I can't root for the lads anymore

YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN LOOKING THE RIGHT WAY

the team's Wikipedia page is so devastating to read "two lighter defeats" what a reprieve, losing by only 5 and 4

drawing a team ranked in the 170s was huge for them. But then they frittered away those two points AND MORE. Man it is so hard being a fan of this team

what exactly is the "serving suggestion" here for my $5 peach pie? Like, just eat it? Or put the top of a peach, with leaf, on it? Suspicion: maybe they can't legally put a picture of a real peach on this without some such accompanying text

Why is my phone suddenly doing this thing like Tiazzu's trying to hide his face on Grindr or something? As if any red dragon ever would

my dumb ass was like "but why would a copy of that be over there?" and then "oh"

well, we unicorns do attract attention

my sleepy ass thought the game had already gone to a penalty shootout and was like "how do you draw on a penalty kick?!?!"

how funny would it be if this were actually the only showing time for this movie every day