DARPA Conger
@glopdemon
Vanilla Essence Awards 3 time winner, 4 time presenter. 13/8 time signature got me fucked up in the crib googlin up pictures of dogs that look like Charles Mingus
Check out this cool owl. It was on the ground and I didn’t even notice until I got too close and it flew up onto that branch
There’s a big ass fuckin storm rolling through so I’m going to enjoy it and be not online for a bit
For me the missing link was how LL and Ted Cruz both look like this fucked up spider but not each other
What is the stuff splashing around this burg? Where is it coming from? Why is it sitting in a pool of melted cheese that clearly didn’t come from the burg itself? Why do the patties look like they’re wrapped in Saran Wrap?
You can tell it’s not a bit because if he was just being performative he’d also have things to say about steak and welp,
Holy Christ he looks like that one drunk guy from that episode of Beavis & Butt-Head where they go to an AA meeting