Lance Presley
@glpresley
Preacher 'n stuff. Mississippian in Virginia. #HailState #umc he/him
You gotta hand it to the guy. I really thought we had figured out every way to blaspheme possible. But in a late-night crash out on the Pope, he just casually drops a whole new kind of blasphemy. It's pretty impressive. I really thought we'd tapped out the heresy mine, and he finds a whole new vein.
Come on children raise your head Wipe the sleep out of my eyes Get your hallelujahs out Death is gone, it’s time to rise.
The sitting president of the United States posted this last night. My 5-year old would be suspended from Kindergarten for this.
With yesterday's announcement of the real life "Definitely not the Hunger" Patriot Games, I'm reminded of this classic tweet.
On the anniversary of his death, this is a reminder that John Brown was right about everything and he should have a memorial on the Mall in DC.
When the rich go out and work When the rich go out and work O Lord, I want to be in that number When the Saints go marching in
Because on Fridays the day before kickoff and it's "Favorite College Team" Day at school and we're the only @msstate.bsky.social fans in the New River Valley, we wear maroon. #hailstate #maroonfriday