Schrödinger's Jam Eater

@goatfellboy

By day a nurse, but by night asleep (sometimes the other way round). Delver, tinkerer & mystic fungus enthusiast. Proud Citizen of Nowhere. Demi-sexual. Gender: Snufkin, pronouns: any Never knowingly understood Forth and fear no darkness!

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Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Jun 26

Cousins

A small tuxedo cat with a white Charlie Chaplin type moustache lying on a bed

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Jun 24

What IS this?! 🤔😮

Some kind of cat shaped animal with white fur lying belly up on my lap, seen from above, paws curled, asleep or dead

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Jun 21

This is my sword (cat for scale)

A replica of a medieval sword in a black scabbard with red belt attachments, lying on a bed. There is a small black and white cat curled up nearby

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· May 10

This is my favourite photo of my cat Luna, because I don’t know what shape this is, or if it is one shape or many

A small tuxedo cat lying on her side with limbs stretched out and her tail curled like a question mark. She is looking up with her eyes wide. She has a little white moustache

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· May 10

He stole my pants! 😡

A white cat with grey ears lying with his belly exposed and paws curled on top of a pair of blue jeans

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· May 1

I couldn’t pick just one

Four photos of signs

Top left: green paper with black text reading ‘DO NOT EVEN THINK’

Top right: a torn piece of white paper with black text reading ‘DO NOT’

Bottom left: a chain link fence with a white sign reading ‘PLEASE DO NOT’

Bottom right: an orange Scarfolk poster with white text reading ‘Whatever you do Don’t’

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Apr 28

My two had their yearly court mandated cuddle today

A white cat with grey bits lying next to a smaller tuxedo cat

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Apr 18

Gourd

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Apr 14

There’s been a fox in my dad’s garden (and neighbours) since a couple of Christmas es ago. She had a dodgy leg and now she’s got frolicking cubs 😊❤️

A red fox sat in a snowy garden (taken Christmas 2023)

A red fox with three fox cubs on a grass lawn (take n today)

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Apr 5

Multiple plush cat beds and my cat Lucifer chose my old dirty waterproof jacket to relax on 😆

A white cat with grey ears sat on a crumpled orange jacket

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Apr 4

This is your 7am alarm call

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Apr 3

Kingdom Come: Drliverance 2 really understands the reality of having pets in your life

White text on a black background, reading “You're caring for your animals.” - this is the intermission screen you see when you choose to clean your dog and horse in the game

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Mar 28

I don’t know much about Belgium, but based on this video, as a Brit, I would defend the Belgians with my life

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Mar 24

Oh to be a cat ❤️

A white cat with grey spots curled up on a multicoloured bed

A black and white cat lolling her head over the side of a multicoloured bed

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Mar 4

Fig looks like my Luna 😊❤️

A small tuxedo cat in a cardboard box - she has a small white moustache

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Mar 2

I’m being menaced for doughnuts. It’s a good job he’s so handsome

My cat lucifer standing on my leg and looking directly at me

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Feb 28

Dror Ragzlin has been replaced by this crab. I have taken on the role of her loyal vizier. All hail Crab Lord, king of all Crab Lords!

Screenshot from baldur’s gate 3 - Dror Ragzlin’s throne room with a small orange crab in the place where he usually stands - my character is off to one side, below the dais

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Feb 24

My cats today, and every day

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Feb 24

And every cat is the most affronted

A white cat with grey ears looking disapproving (actually he was just sleepy)

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Feb 21

I ignored the warning signs 😬😢

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Feb 15

My Luna (right) is literally made from crime. Her she is with her henchman/brother, Lucifer, who is a saint in comparison

Two cats sat in a window sill. A smaller tuxedo cat on the right, looking at the camera, with a slightly larger white cat with grey ears and tail looking at her

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Feb 14

These two will not take “depression” or “burnout” for answer 😆

Two cats side by side on a window sill - on the left is Lucifer, who is white with grey ears and tail, on the right is his smaller sister Luna, who is a black and white tuxedo, with a stylish white moustache

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Feb 9

A rough diagram showing the limits of my influence (epicentre, the town where I was born)

Image of northern Britain and the east coast of Ireland, with a red circle connecting several Scottish, Irish, Welsh and English cities - this comes from the proposal for a high speed rail “Loop” connecting the Irish and British cities

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Feb 8

Can you tell if the radiator was on? 🤔

A small tuxedo cat and a white cat with grey ears lying on a window sill, limply

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Jan 29

Photo of a giraffe with one leg raised pointing towards a duck on the ground. Caption ‘LOOK AT THIS DUCK’ with ‘Look at it.’ below in smaller text

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Jan 28

It’s the risk we all took

My cat Lucifer curled up on my lap looking ludicrously comfy. He can barely keep his eyes open

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Jan 28

I have to perfectly serviceable* cats of my own, but I keep falling in love with other people’s cats! Look at this photo of my friend’s cat, Dave!

A small white cat, with medium long fur and tabby patches on his face, tail, ears and body. He’s curled up on my lap and looks very chill

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Jan 25

I just get the look of cosmic disappointment

A small tuxedo cat curled up between my ankles

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Jan 24

Experts agree, Lucifer would be the only one who could resist the power of the One Ring

A white cat with grey ears and a pink nose curled up and looking comfy on my lap

Schrödinger's Jam Eater@goatfellboy· Jan 20

Not this Christmas but the Christmas before there was a festive fix in my dad’s garden 🦊❤️