I know I should wait for the Odyssey in the historically accurate format Homer intended: as AI slop on my phone. But the Grand Lake theater will have to do.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. TBF there is a lot on this that sounds like nirvana+soundgarden+pearl jam+alice in chains

Put some respect (or at least a citation) on Jerry Christensen’s name…

Bruce Willis playing Thomas Hardy? This isn’t how I thought Jude the Obscure was written but seems good.

Film you’ve watched more tha six times with a gif Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, Marvel, classic Disney, etc.

Massive flex to drop this same day as new Olivia Rodrigo single

If God has time to beam old chuds to Waffle House then she can get that good horse from the Onion some cake.

celebs or wildlife attacks? why not both?

It's early, but I'd like to nominate "new Sunn O))) colored vinyl blue" for Pantone color of the year for 2027 @subpop.bsky.social

Replace “war” with “grading” and I guess this could be true for me right now. Then fuck Brett Stephens to fix the rest of it.

Somebody had to

About to watch this obscure little movie for the first time on a big screen. I hear it’s good. No spoilers.

RSS 4ever but I’m assuming this is a mistake unless Meghan Markle’s ratings are really bad

Name an album you've heard on cassette. When I Gen X I really Gen X

Sizzle reel for War Machine sequel:

How I arrived on Bluesky

her first book came out in 1985 so I guess she got there first but this is a tough look . . .

My little cluster of Film and Media Studies Scholars is a lot closer to the Tabletop Wargaming & Miniature Painting Community that I previously suspected

he's giving a little of this in that picture, but for protein-fueled imperialism

My secret is out

I smell a sequel . . .

actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.

This is the least fun I’ve ever had playing “remember some guys.”

Here’s hoping

The best part of the 1972 film version of Play it as it Lays is definitely Anthony Perkins as BZ. But maybe the second best part is finding out that Joel Schumacher did the clothes?

Voted last week. I'll let you know when I get my payout . . .

I respect that James Gunn, even when he’s going full dorky anti-fascism in this season of Peacemaker, can’t resist a good sight gag. If only I didn’t think that Nazi crocs would probably sell pretty well in our dimension right now.

William Friedkin directed the Exorcist and this suckling pig aspic thing from Sorcerer is clearly the most terrifying shot of his career.

Got one of these but instead of “stupid” it says “Antichrist”