Golden Beryl
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As heard on BBC Radio. New episode 26/07
If your name is Lowmoan Spectacular, you're a dancer and you're only going to have one credit before disappearing forever, it might as well be as a dancer in Escape From New York.
I know he was king of kings and the longest-reigning pharaoh of all, but there's something in those eyes that suggests a slight anxiety to me. It probably doesn't help matters that they misspelt his name on the poster. Poor chap.
Every time I open the QR scanner on my phone, I have to watch an advert for a QR scanner. Is this vertical integration?
I've decided that I'd like this to be played at my funeral, in its entirety. My plan is that after a few minutes, the church will have emptied and it'll just be dead me, listening to dead Lou doing the most rock and roll thing ever done by anyone, for nearly an hour. Even the vicar will have left.
Rest Energy Marina Abramović 1980 All well and good but it becomes significantly less impressive when you learn that the artist had an arrow pointed at her heart from six inches away for four minutes, with nothing but the strength of the other artist preventing her from being killed instantly.
Written by no one, but seen by everyone. Transformers 5 - the most successful and definitely my favourite of the trilogy.
Mum, the pool is closed. Quick! Let's go and tell the newspaper. Yaaayy!
A marvellous and magical book. Liz Lemon in a previous life and twenty-two blocks north.
New/Old episode. Thank you once again to the General Secretary of the Korean Workers' Party for his gracious endorsement.
Jeff himself is around 60% water so hopefully he'll be donating his body to further the demands of AI.
Work In Progress show complete. Ready for August 7th. www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
Just bought a £15 ink cartridge from Argos and was rewarded with an animated firework display! Whatever happens if you buy a television?
Confessions of a Police Captain Damiano Damiani, 1971. Absolutely brilliant crime drama which quietly suggests corruption exists at every level of the justice system. www.radiancefilms.co.uk/products/con...
Seems as though the current blockade of the Straits of Hormuz has lead to a surge in prices on impulse items at the WH Smith self-checkouts. Another story the mainstream media won't touch.
Question - What do these two drawings have in common? The first, from 2003, is a drawing of Osama Bin Laden's fortress in the Tora Bora caves in eastern Afghanistan. The second, from today, is a drawing of an "underground missile city" hidden somewhere in Iran. Answer - Neither of them exist.
Death by Hanging Nagisa Oshima 1968 See this film if you can, it's unlike anything else.
One of these men is a supervillain planning to freeze everyone to death by making it too expensive to turn the heating on and the other three are Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Answers on a postcard.