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Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· 17h

#GoldenGirls #SophiaInsultsBlanche

Blanche: Now, who in hell was that?

Dorothy: Another one of Rose's new friends.

Blanche: Friends? They're more like animals. All they do is party and carry on all hours of the night. I am abhorred.

Sophia: We know what you are, Blanche. I'm glad to hear you finally admit it.

Blanche: Sophia, I said "abhorred."

Sophia: A whore, a slut, a tramp, it's all the same.

Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· 8d

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Dorothy: Ma, the weather report said nothing about a hurricane.

Sophia: Ida Pearlberg down at the senior center woke up this morning with a leg cramp. Need I say more?

Dorothy: Yes.

Sophia: Dorothy, when you get around my age, two things happen. One, you get more intuitive about the weather. And two, corn becomes your enemy.

Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· 9d

Dr. Halperin [to Stan]: Hey, you're off the monkey. Mazel tov. #GoldenGirls

2 screenshots from The Golden Girls. One the left is a toy monkey. On the right is Gloria. The joke is that the two look alike.

Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· 16d

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Dorothy: By the way, Rose, what was the rate today for the CD at the bank?

Rose: I didn't go to the bank today, Dorothy. I was called into work early, so I asked Sophia to go for us.

Dorothy: You let Ma leave the house with $3,000 of our money?

Rose: What's wrong with that?

Dorothy: What's wrong?! Odds are she'll probably come back with a handful of magic beans!

Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· 18d

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Sophia from The Golden Girls braces her back against the front door and says, "Fasten your seat belt, slut puppy."

Sophia from The Golden Girls braces her back against the front door and says, "This ain't gonna be no cakewalk."

Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· 19d

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Sophia: "Dating the quarterback," she says. Buys her own corsage, spends the evening hiding in the basement, slow dancing with a rake. Would've gotten away with it, too, but while giving herself hickeys with a vacuum cleaner, she stepped into a puddle.

Dorothy: To most mothers, that would be a cry for affection. To you, it's just ammo.

Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· 26d

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Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· Jul 7

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Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· Jul 4

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Caption reads: Watching fireworks 17 miles away from home because you hate crowds, people, and leaving your house.

Below is a screenshot from an episode of The Golden Girls. Dorothy and Rose are dressed in bathrobes, standing outside on the lanai at night, and looking up to the sky. Dorothy is using a pair of binoculars.

Golden Girls Quotes@goldengirls85· Jun 29

Merrill: I want Blanche. Sophia: Break out the finger sandwiches. Mr. Astaire looks like he's hungry. Merrill [to Dorothy]: I'm Merrill. Are you Blanche? Dorothy: No. Merrill [to Sophia]: How 'bout you, cutie? Sophia: Boy, this guy's done hard time. #GoldenGirls