Cyrus, Goober Unicorn 🦄💙💜
@gooberunicorndad
Goober Unicorn Dad | Vore n wholesome stuff | 34 | Pan-Demi | He/Him 💍My Yeen's Fae Husband💍 Goin' around being lewd/silly/wholesome NSFW | 🔞 | No RP PFP: @mooshipizza.bsky.social Banner: @wildside.vore.rip ❤️❤️❤️
Little ol' you, curled up in there, having yourself a cozy vacation~ I kinda like being a big fluffy Uni-Snep. How much more PTO you got~?
Out in the backyard, with mah dog and a cup of tea in the last of the twilight. Moon rising above the trees 🌔 Fireflies lighting up everywhere ✨ Yard full of wildflowers and mushrooms 🌼🍄 Bats fluttering about grabbing dinner 🦇🦇🦇 Damn, there's some concentrated whimsy here, I tell ya h'what. 🥰
Got bats flying around our house grabbing themselves some dinner 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
It most certainly does. Steam sadly won't let you block creators/studios, but you can set them to Ignore
Behind the Scenes Lore Drop! When I saw the original trailer for Luck and saw this magnificent creature in the background, it rewired my brain. Almost immediately, my mind ran wild and created the Unicorn Dad that would eventually become Cyrus! ✨🦄💙💜 Sad to hear that movie was kind of a flop 😅
Started watching through the story modes of the recent Mortal Kombat games. I love Shang Tsung. Such a great villain. So smug and smarmy I LOVE the Scheming Snake archetype. You can always see the gears turning in their heads, planning how to turn any opportunity into their gain THAT DAMN SMILE!
We're down in Chattanooga with family, riding the train at the Tennessee Valley Railroad Museum. I think we're lost...
Had to put the last of my original pack of dogs to sleep today. I've had him since the day he was born, so it hurt to say goodbye. But I'm happy that I had the chance to give this silly little man a life full of love, joy, and treats. Love you Jasper. Say howdy to the others for me 🐶❤️
Before I settled into my unicorn sona, I used to roll around as a Big Buff Fox Man named BK 🦊💪 🎨: @cobaltgrande.bsky.social
Finally, finishing up Unicorn Day with some tasty snacks helping make more unicorn! Bonus Drunk Unihoss 🦄🥴 🎨 @kudankudan.bsky.social @drazelleverse.bsky.social @mooshipizza.bsky.social
And of course, can't forget all the spicy unicorn art Horny Horse horsin' around~ And then he'll make you breakfast, change into a snep, and take you out for ice cream!... Also, forget to put on pants 😅 🎨 @apeslion.bsky.social @daisiesonme1.bsky.social @ryujidoodles.bsky.social @zyyph.bsky.social
Welp. I missed Unicorn Day yesterday. But you know what that means? DISCOUNT UNICORN POSTS!!! Y'all gonna get flooded with large quantities of unicorn now~ 🎨 @wildside.vore.rip ❤️ @givealexahand.gryph.ink @cobaltgrande.bsky.social @huttsergreywolf.bsky.social
*Sees post of a unicorn mentioning National Unicorn Day* "Unicorn Day!? It's finally here?" *Looks ups date* "April 9th..." ... 🥲🦄
More morels growing in our yard! And I believe these are true, safe-to-eat morels. Deep ridges and completely hollow from cap to stem. But unless someone confirms it for me, I ain't gonna try eating them yet 🍄👀
Gonna share one of my favorite writing tricks. Need to come up with a character name and having trouble? Go to Google Maps and zoom into a place in the middle of nowhere. Then just string some town names together. My character I'm playing in Lancer is a space cowboy bull man named Rusk Lufkin 😁
While out doing a little yard work I think I found a couple morel mushrooms growing in my yard. Not gonna risk trying to eat them, but I wanted to share because "Neat!" 😁🍄
In terms of Aptophilia, this is probably the most basic vanilla take, but I love when large, round (usually pear shaped) characters let smaller characters use their bellies as furniture. As a picnic table, a chair, a bed... a raft The comfy utility as a green flag that they're a gentle giant 🥰
Just finished our Lancer session tonight with @mrbadguy.bsky.social. Our latest combat is in space. Everybody else in the party has a mech that can operate in space effectively, but my 3 Speed, Melee, Close-Quarters-Combat Caliban is completely useless, so I'm stuck in the ship manning the guns 😭
Had to resist just throwing everyone in top tier because you in total are one of the loveliest beans in the furry community and the internet as a whole! 🥰 And I do have a very soft spot for CaudleBus because I remember helping inspire them back on the old site with this silly little photo edit 😁
Finally got to use my Wok I got for Christmas two years ago! Beef Bulgogi Stir-Fry! 🥩🥦🥕🫑🍚😋
*Me, stepping out of the shower* This horse... is clean 🫧🧼🚿🦄
When people tell me they're too intimidated to approach or talk to @wildside.vore.rip because he's "scary"