The Residents are Evil.

Internet in*els are saying the new Cortana model looks like a man and... that's literally a naked woman right there. Can't make this stuff up anymore 🤦

Did a gym 💪💦

😎👽🔫

Ready to fight the Covenant again 😎

Chilled Sunday 🥰🎮

Turning all my t-shirts into vests because it's hot and I'm gay Feels appropriate using the Skynet shirt as AI is burning the world

We're finally getting a new Halo game this month (kinda) so here's a picture of my boob

Okay twist my arm. 🙂‍↕️

Yesterday's outfit 🥰

Also this...

I think about this line a lot... #tombraider #laracroft

But most important: boulder

Who's coming over to play? 👀🔫🔫

Where it all began... 💿 #foreverphysical

Fit check for Orville Peck tonight 🤠

Noooo I just checked on mine and she's dead too 🫠 Banished her back to the box

Super short session due to the heat but we making progress 🫠🙂

Live footage direct from the streets of the UK today

It's only Monday helppppp

My pick for new PM

Post-gym sauna time 🥵

Its never been described as "pretty" before but I'll take it 🤭

Accidental selfie (ft. pretty clock)

New slur just dropped

Accurate representation of multiplayer TR 😂

Lil blocky diva arrived

Tomb Raider getting a Metroid Prime-style scanning function is actually genius

Another day, another gym selfie