Has he tried buying clothes from outside of the Junior Misses department? He could find something that fits.
Dini Petty was a traffic reporter flying a pink helicopter 50 years ago. Too bad Ian didn't know that.
This looks like a sponge that dried to a rigid state and then spray painted brown. It will not yield to your front teeth when you bite it.
So many American media accounts covering this & cluttering up the Toronto feed. Is it because of the words, "Latin festival?" That is disgusting & yet on-brand for American mainstream media. That's not how Toronto is. It's a street fest & ppl go because that's what we like doing in the summer.
"It's 106 miles to Chester, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark...and we're wearing sunglasses."
Somewhere in Kentucky the GOP is wondering if they can make this happen.
It's hot as balls and twice as ugly out there--42C with the humidex. Stay cool and hydrated Toronto. weather.gc.ca/en/location/...
Canada has a really popular brand that is sold in jars. Separately you can buy packs of plastic lids to reuse the jars. Brilliant marketing strategy.
"Give me my dignity. I just came here to see Honk if You're Horny in peace." Happy birthday!
As a Canadian I'm *supposed* to say the OG Kraft Dinner shape. But shells really are better for sauce adherence. However, the current KD box mix is garbage compared to that of my childhood.
I can't believe I've never seen this homemade ode to consumerism before. Just now catching up to the 2010s zeitgeist is wild. I love that they left in this near workplace injury.
Aside from the fact that I don't eat meat, if I did, that weird colour at the top of the can would put me right off. It's giving liverwurst vibes. I can comprehend people eating most meats but cannot understand people willingly eating liver in any form.
Something about this expression looks like he's laying on a Mockney accent really thick. Um, I mean fick. D'ya knah wut oi mean?
I'm not hating 30C on the first long weekend of summer because look at the forecast for next weekend. Only 13C and 20C on Saturday and Sunday. Had the a/c on last night, will again tonight then it will be off for a week.
Thought for should this dude was going to be chimney sweep, still angry he wasn't cast in Mary Poppins.