I hate that the 2023 Patriots are going to occupy an outsized role in everyone’s memory of the greatest coach of all time. However….the Bill Belichick clips and GIFs from that season will simply never be topped, except maybe for Bill absolutely losing his mind when Vinny’s kick was good in SB36

Today I finally got got at work when I googled a company, clicked on the first result not really paying attention, and asked for a contact and of course it wasn’t even the company I was trying to talk to

I found the final boss of “VC-backed restaurant chain in Nashville”; a hot chicken sandwich, at a downtown sports bar, that is described as “fried chicken + hot sauce”

How it feels when there’s a diarrhea super virus on the loose in the produce and your lil baby vegetable garden is starting to be ready for picking

I have never seen this little anecdote about Chi Cheng before but if you are a bass player you know that it literally always do be like that

*Lindsey wakes up in the bad place* yall still got them butt spiders??

What you should always remember about Lindsey Graham is he knew exactly what MAGA is from the jump and then immediately turned tail and became a loyal Mr Smee to the godking the second he had the chance. A sellout, coward, and literal traitor till the end

“You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!”

When the butcher box delivery arrives

UPDATE:

Marisa and the Handbasket are out here dropping profundities like Lloyd Christmas handing out $100s in Aspen

You guys ever slow roll sending something to the boss because you know 5 minutes after you hit send they’re gonna be all

The people of Nashville have spoken and our message is clear: data companies, please step into the path of an oncoming pedal tavern

This boy’s first World Cup and just look at what our team did to him

Halftime! 🗣️🎤 NO CURE STRAIGHT EDGE DIE SLOW FUCK YOU NO CURE STRAIGHT EDGE DIE SLOW FUCK YOOOOUUUUUU

And just like that

Welcome to the party Belgium

King in the Fourth Isaiah Thomas, man, what a time to be alive that was

I thought I was being Mr Jokey Jokemaker and then she comes home from Costco with….

U.S. Jimmy V 🤝

We traded Jaylen to the filthy 76ers in our own division, for a 36-year old name and a box of scraps?!??

This is pretty fun: Fisk University wants to put a data center in North Nashville and promising it’ll be fine! We totes won’t be a pollution factory! We won’t be noisy! Trust me bro! - so protestors are wearing these

They should start making a breakfast cereal made exclusively of smashed up Nature Valley crunchy peanut butters

REAL MEN get Yosemite-Sam seething mad about the sign down the street at Ms Brenda’s house that says “we should generally respect each other”

This data bro is so salty lol. Might as well just call the whole neighborhood a shithole and quit dancing around it

This would be some incredible sleight of hand if they can actually pass it, cause as you know if you’ve ever been to the south…..there’s a church every 100 freakin yards 😏

This part got me like a helmet hit to the sternum 😢

Very rude of HBO to remind us right there on the home screen that it’s the 15th anniversary of Game of Thrones. Everyone knows it came out just a little while ago

By far the most satisfying victory I’ve had in this week’s Marvel Snap Grand Arena tourney is playing against the Captain America/Jack Flag/Goliath/etc deck….. and I hit em with Legion to make every location this 😈

Imagine being that gunner who’s job is screaming down the field at full sprint the instant the ball is snapped, you’re thinking oh yeah, I’m gonna knock this guy into next week, punch that ball out so hard he’ll never even know what happened, and then you see…..