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#review Evil Dead Burn. I have to say this is the most brutal entry in the franchise. The humour is still there. Well shot, good effects, though I will admit it is a touch drab when it comes to the saturation but that does match the tone set in this particular entry. Not the best but still good
Considering the average tuition in the US for a 4 year degree at a private university is about $262,000 this warning about a $250,000 fine and a 5 year stay in the most private of institutions if you upload a movie online seems like a deal
Fun fact. My partner and I get each other gifts for Mothers day and Fathers day and say its from the pets. This year she got me a desk punching bag. And when you take it out of the packaging it looks... suggestive
#review the sheep detectives. Genuinely a great movie. I've been wishing we would go back to 80s dark kids films, with just enough fucked up shit to give that good trauma to build character. This is pretty close. It deals with prejudice, death, makes fun of god, and is funny.
Well when your about to graduate and your partner wants to tell you exactly how they feel
This mother's day, why not watch John Waters incredibly accurately portrayal of the mind of psychopath
"On a long enough timeline everyone's survival rate drops to crab" -I am Jack's carcinization
#JustWatched Clay Pigeons, decent film. A dark comedy that's more crime thriller than comedy. The worst part in my opinion is Vince Vaughn using his Norman Bates laugh 6.5/10
Just watched SpinalTapII (RIP Reiner) and it was a good sequel, a bit zanier than the original but still good.
Ever get a craving in the middle of the night... a craving that drives you crazy? Like you will stop at nothing until you get it? Well, octopus carpaccio
So I just saw a commercial for the new season of The Traitors and I thought: 'Wow, I can't believe that shows still on. I thought SyFy canceled that forever ago.' I was thinking of estate of panic... a game show Im pretty sure I was the only one who watched and remembers it
So in a 6mo period Russell Crow stared in 2 horror movies playing an exorcist. I have seen one of them. It was awful. I want to see the other but I honestly don't know which one I saw and they are both on Hulu... im playing Russell roulette
Never forget that David Copperfield once felt it was necessary to cosplay as Fonzi because watching him pretend to go over Niagara Falls into a watery grave wasn't exciting enough
If you're not weaving your bacon into a sheet, using tomato confit, and a chipotle aioli is it even a BLT