This is who runs this account

What a grass.

I have tears in my eyes 😂😂😂

I’m going to kms

Come on England. Do it for the Huns x

A nice little move to get me back into my pole dancing. OH! Also… It’s Coming Home! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

RIP to the Roy Keane sexy beard era but he has to chance to bring back the even sexier Roy Keane moustache era if he knows what’s good for him (me)

What is my fyp today I am crying hahahaha

This came up on my TikTok and I don’t know why I’m laughing so much the joke is so shit 😭😭

Not the girlies comparing Tuchel to Joe “I’m Irish, Jess” from Bend It Like Beckham.

I’m actually raging

Are they taking the piss?!

Why do I keep getting this saucy Booking.com advert. I can’t be the only one who sees it, right?

Should probs not do that to my mum

What a difference a day makes

It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

World Record Bald-E’s. Dale ✌🏻

Me waiting on my Universal Credit video call while my work coach hasn’t shown up.

Was well awkward when the head of FIFA appeared on the screen a moment ago

Like that doctor who cyberman episode

It lies

Dw this was me the other week. I’ve now been taken into the parallel universe where London has zeppelins

“You’re an extremely sick individual if you’re happy about Ronaldo going out of the World Cup” Me:

Addressed it to a man about a women’s care. They then sent me the same email but addressed to me BUT still about this woman’s care and not mine haha

I’m alive and very much not thriving. Whoever has put a hex on me can stop now.

Everyone’s saying that Anthony Gordon looks stereotypically English but I think he looks like Michelangelo’s David

Classique

Alright alright 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿