Graham Winstanley
@grahamwinstanley
Mild. Boring. Dad. Tweeting into the abyss. No hobbies.
The World Cup truly gets going tonight. The last week has been fun but the real business doesn't start until Diogo Dalot has chest bumped someone and celebrated kicking the ball out for a corner.
Porridge the movie was one of the few decent sitcom to big screen transitions. This guy was the star of the team.
The trouble with electric toothbrushes is you can't all brush your teeth at the same time like the Aquafresh family.
I can't believe it's taken me 5 decades to notice that the cockerel on the Cornflakes box is green. Why? And furthermore what on earth has a chicken got to do with flakes of corn? Is it a cock-a-doodle-doo thing?
Is it time Bruno starts crossing the ball really really really high up in the air. Look how high that boy gets!
That's the nicest thing anybody had said to me this year. On a related topic, I broke my collar bone about 30 years ago. Anyway when the nurse put my arm in the sling all I could think of was this photo.
Steve McLaren has thrown his hat in the ring and says he wants to bring the sexy back to Old Ttrafford.
If the weather get below freezing tonight can somebody post a picture of this guy for me. I've been waiting all day it's never quite got there.
It's been a while since I tweeted this but if there was a team of the greatest ever captains then Bryan Robson would be the captain of that team.
I'm going to put this DVD on to lighten the mood after dinner when everyone is getting a bit tired and depressed.
Kanchelskis back at United! Short term deal whilst Mbeumo is away at Afcon.