James
@gravitysra1nbow
Uphold Thucydidian-Clausewitzian-Hegelian-Fukuyamist thought.
>watching nervously as the guy next to me loads up for a 4 plate squat >my sense of self worth is being directly challenged >only squats down half and inch >racks the bar and walks away
>remembering that people used to knife fight for weeks about how fusion cuisine was imperialism
Great strategy Mr. President. Surely sitting there doing nothing while we watch oil tankers blow up will bring the war to a swift conclusion
Babe wake up time for another week of the global security environment slowly disassembling
>the petrodstate nepobaby military turned in a dogshit military performance
Hell yeah fellow warfighters only 38 minutes to 6 years worth of conflict left to go
>makes threat >doesn’t follow through >signals weakness >makes threat >doesn’t follow through >signals weakness >makes threat >doesn’t follow through >signals weakness
IRGC UAV teams immediately upon seeing Trump announce the 368th ceasefire of the war:
Life as a J2 when you just completely give up and start crowdsourcing response options from random E4s
it can only good happen it can only good happen it can only good happen it can only good happen it can only good happen
No you probably haven’t heard of it. Yeah so it’s a concept album. It’s about Anne Frank. Yeah. Yeah her. And it sounds like it was recorded inside of a tin can. No you’ll love it. You just gotta get past the part where he screams about Jesus for five minutes
HEGSETH YOU STUPID FUCK THEY'RE NOT RUNNING OUT OF BALLISTIC MISSILES YOU ASSURED ME WE HAD ENOUGH PAC-3 INTERCEPTORS HEGSETH. I WAS ASSURED OF THIS
