
The Rosemary from my mom's garden is potes

I'm really smart or really dumb. I beat myself at tiktactoe

Need to get Stronger to Smash Flatter

Moving better without the walker today
Like King Push I'm certified with the cane
Training wheel season over

I opened my peanut butter and got jump scared by an ad.

Every day is Earth Day, dumbass

Made 13 bean soup with potato onion and sausage for breakfast today.

Just got back from Physio and Phosio

Thanks Claude Microsoft I guess I won't move this paragraph i was moving so you can promote your slop factory.


Putting the smackdown on a bowl of pho

The first few years have fuel and heat on the segmented bars but newer ones have curves in the top right.
Shame I don't have any pictures were it is more in use.

I haven't taken one in awhile cause broken legs and stick shifts don't go together.

Excuse me I ordered a diet straw

Need help deciding something. If you order 6 donuts is this a fair box?

The perfect two car garage does exist...

Break glass in case of new tag team champions

Texting my mom, ouija boarding my dad: why didn't you teach me about provolone

Judgement Day turned into a Dirty Dom Harem Anime so slowly I hardly noticed #wweraw

Have I been getting into sandwiches or have sandwiches been getting into me