greeneyedzeke
@greeneyedzeke
I’m a horror-loving wrestling nerd. Oh, and cats. Gotta have cats. And Animal Crossing. IT loser. Formerly Harmonix/Epic Games. He/Him.
Tonight on #AEWRedemption, Painmaker Chris Jericho, first introduced in Mortal Kombat 4...
A Terrifier hoodie done in 90’s McFarlane style? I am the sole audience for this.
Okay but why does he look like the prosthetic "evil" Bruce Campbell from Army of Darkness?
Why do all new Fed names sound like someone just cycling through the random options autogenerated by a RPG character creator?
Got this ad on Facebook and... LOL Sony. Yes, try to sell your physical disc drives now, you massive, colossal dipshits.
Guys’ weekend away. Setup vs 7 hours and 52 minutes later. #TwilightImperium
LOL. “Don’t think about it man… just turn off your brain!” This is so desperate.
I accidentally left both spots in my main event open until the last two picks and magic happened. #5starbooker
Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new.
A very young Ethan who would have lost his 4-year-old mind at what he just watched as a 46-year-old. #MastersOfTheUniverse
Imagine my surprise when I walked into a used movie/book/game store, which usually has a few crusty old Madden games in the retro section, and this was there.
I gaze into the deadened eyes of nostalgia and see the philistinic repudiation of the very soul of humanity. No risk, no fire. Just a crushing assembly line of diegeses and conformity. Where is the risk? Did Godard violate the 30-degree rule in Breathless for *this*? Shame! Shame on us!
It’s not a toy! It makes real cupcakes with a 40 watt bulb. The secret ingredient is love, dammit.
Since I'm a pathetic man-child I was in Hot Topic looking for He-Man stuff and I noticed they had a wrestling shirt section that was basically a pile of Seth Rollins, Dom Mysterio, and CM Punk trash. However, amidst all of that I saw a glimmer of color and went "I RECOGNIZE THAT". #AEW