Austin
@greennotblue
23 || he/him || your friendly neighbourhood comic-freak
Went to see The Odyssey tonight and the seats in the IMAX theatre at my local cinema are absolute dogshit and the speakers were destroying my eardrums the entire time so when all the dudes were suffering inside the Trojan horse I FELT that shit.
playing #chungusodyssey with my boy brett. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (i don’t have twitter. 🗿)
Inconveniencing and endangering a huge portion of your users because some people can’t be bothered to raise their kids properly and you want to sell data is one way to make sure your company goes the way of the dodo. Fuck you, @discord.com. 🖕 We don’t want your excuses. We don’t want it at all.
Secured the goods during my lunch break. Will be staying safe in my locker until the end of the day. 😌📚 @jacobgeller.com
If you make Steam reviews complaining about stuff like this I just KNOW you’re an incredibly joyless person with absolutely ZERO friends. 🤪
Imagine telling someone in 2015 that in 10 years, Donald Trump, as president would deploy the National Guard into Washington DC after a dude from his administration known as "Big Balls" got his ass beat by two 15-year-old children. We truly live in the stupidest timeline.
“Can we get Cassian Andor?” “We have Cassian Andor at home.” Cassian Andor at home: #StarWars #RogueOne #CassianAndor #Andor #ClosetCosplay
MAGA praising Pete Hegseth for not leaking yet another attack plan this time like it’s a grand accomplishment and not the bare fucking minimum for the job, is quite possibly the funniest thing they’ve ever done.
RESIDENT EVIL MOTHERFUCKIN’ 9, BAYBEEEEEEE!!!!! 🔥🧟♂️☣️ #ResidentEvil9 #ResidentEvilRequiem #Capcom #SummerGamesFest
paranoid i have mice in my bedroom/basement so i’m stealing my sister’s cat for a couple nights. she is being drafted. she is a warrior.
it would be sick if it had the power to melt trump, vance, and musk. you just KNOW they’d open it without question.
Polymarket betters watching as they lose their rent for the next 3 months as Pierre Poilievre falls victim to a generational fumble: