if you want to read my short story about a ghoul hate-fucking his murderer, this is great time! the anthology is 25% off in Waterstones until Friday: www.waterstones.com/book/the-hop...

If you were looking to pick up my new book, now’s a good time!

why did so many people say no…

HAPPY cover reveal day! Miss Nat Mack had to fit a challenging variety of elements into one image, and I think she did a brilliant job of it.

my neighbours have commented on how he hangs there and stares at them

my mom made a typo in a work email

his whiskers have grown so long!

three flavours of cats

motherfucker

he really really loves batting small breakable objects off high shelves. so he gets the strawberry hat. don't feel sorry for him

this is the punishment for being an absolute creature

and he grew up pretty cute, too

I really did have the cutest kitten

is he cute?

I will read all the books in this pile……eventually

they’re weighing my cat’s heart on tumblr

always presenting his bald spot to me. as if I’m supposed to care

if you were waiting for a cheap deal, the book is on sale for £2.99 on Apple UK until the end of March!

keep doubting pal

we are good friends

more goop for grandma

he grew up so evil

when she’s good she gets the joker mush

Sir Cameron made the New York Times! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/20/b...

current era has more fur, but is still tiny

I wonder if she's patient, or just disassociating

from a grub to a boy, in 2 short years. happy birthday Belphie!

reminder that the special edition of APPARENTLY, SIR CAMERON NEEDS TO DIE is temporary! if you want gold foil and printed edges, here's the link: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/800527...

people say so many things about my cats

I have a story in this, about a ghoul and his murderer and the weird hate sex they get up to! even did a little illustration (though that's just for me)