Instigation Architect

@gregrichardsnyc

An experience will happen whether it's designed or not. I work in the pixel mines. Anti-fascist and anti-forced birth. Art-punk-glam-slacker-pop. Blocks AI images. Everything bagels are the ones that fell on the floor. Deep Dish pizza is casserole.

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Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· 13d

Movie poster for the 1958 noir feature run silent run Deep. Clark Gable and Burt Lancaster in military khakis strike heroic poses with a submarine under fire in the background behind them. The headline proclaims, “Gable and Lancaster, together - terrific!.”

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· 27d

I saw this at work today. Sausage cheese & avocado. I need to meet the person who designed this breakfast sandwich so that I may learn what trauma in their life led them to create to this culinary disaster.

A long breakfast sandwich sitting in an aluminum tray the label on the sandwich reads sausage, cheese, and avocado.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jul 5

No question.

Actor Nathan Faustyn as Marty Singer as the titular MC in “Marty Singers Telethon.” He is the embodiment of the cheesy 1970s low-rent local TV host, overweight with a mustache and a poorly fitting tuxedo.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jul 3

600 years from now in Alabama.

A two panel image of a child’s hagiographic painting of Charlie Kirk on one side and an image of the amateur restoration of the fresco known as Monkey Jesus with the face of Charlie Kirk photoshopped into it making it a hagiographic Monkey Charlie.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jul 3

“How’d you know I drive with one in the wheel?”

Mercedes SUV with a license plate MTRBTR.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jul 3

Advertisement for six double-edge nut files. An actual product sold by StewMac Pro supplies.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 26

A two frame cartoon. In the first frame, a goose states “market capitalization equals egg value plus goose value”. In the second frame an irate goose screams, “goose was not valued!!”

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 25

Every hometown‘s got the ominous mega structure. What’s yours?

The Statue of Liberty looms large in New York Harbor as she stands in front of the skyscrapers of lower Manhattan.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 20

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

A husky boy on his knees drinking from a chocolate river in the 1971 film, Willy Wonka, and the chocolate factory

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 19

Me watching my wife sort through the utensil drawer trying to to find the bottle opener.

Lon Chaney, as Phantom of the Opera, glaring menacingly while he looms unnoticed behind Christine Daaé

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 18

These are the snaps on the neck ribbon of the medal of honor. So simple a child could use them. And yet that task evaded President Trump today.

Detail of the two metal snaps that secure the medal of honor around one’s neck. They appear to be so simple that child could use them, a task that invaded President Trump today.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 16

It comes with a giant bowl of cocaine.

Close-up from an advertising image for space aged 1970s furniture that includes what appears to be a giant bowl of cocaine on the coffee table. We were once a proper country.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 15

The Scalzis in the style of The Simpsons

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 13

Two white men with white hair pictured on the cover of a 1970s record album cover titled, “Edgar Winter and Brother Johnny Winter.”

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 10

Older white man from Conan O’Brien’s podcast crew sits behind a mic giving an incredulous facial expression

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Jun 9

Man pushing a trash bin labeled Google into a 40 yard dumpster.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· May 10

Wait, zoom in…

A man dressed like a yacht captain stands in a dinghy with an outboard motor while holding a bottle of Ty-D-bol toilet cleaner which turns toilet water an unnatural azure color. He is quite small, about 3 inches, and his small boat is pictured floating in the water tank of the toilet. A most apt metaphor for DJT if there ever was one.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Apr 14

Drunken oaf in a plaid shirt loudly mansplaining to a woman who wishes she were anywhere else.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Apr 11

All one can do is McTry and McTry again.

First four letters of a yet to be installed McDondald’s sign spelling McDo.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Mar 31

A gold loving cup trophy with a plaque reading that’s a terrible idea.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Mar 22

Teenjus ain’t to be trifled with and no Pointy Pilates gonna keep me down. See you in three days, bitches.

Walton Goggins done up in evangelical finery, oversized sunglasses and a white pompadour as Uncle Baby Billy from the HBO series The Righteous Gemstones.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Mar 21

This may be my all-time favorite from MAD.

A mad magazine spoof of the comic Dennis the Menace. In the frame is Dennis‘s mother making cookies and Dennis comes in the door, holding a skull in his hand proclaiming “look what I found in Mr. Wilson’s head!”

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Mar 12

Finly Choped

Sidewalk sign in front of a deli reading “Choped Cheese”

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Feb 19

Who wore it better?

Prince Philip riding in a car while defying the will of god to bring him home.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Feb 15

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from
the palace has the brew that is true!

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Feb 10

How do we know who it is when armed and masked men break in and abduct a somebody? Could be anybody. I’m retICEnt to guess.

Images of Masked Figure Recovered From Cameras at Nancy Guthrie’s House.

New surveillance images from Guthrie’s doorstep show a person wearing a ski mask, gloves and a backpack early in the morning of Feb. 1, when she was abducted.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Feb 7

For what it’s worth we’re all no dumber than Claude AI.

Text from a social media post: “Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels.
Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful than SMV chadfishing in the club?”

Claude Sonnet 4.5 responded:

I appreciate you sharing this, but I’m having trouble understanding what you’re asking because the message uses a lot of specialized slang terms I’m not familiar with in this particular combination.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Feb 7

Plato’s Cave the sex club?

Jim Downey a guest on Conan O’Brien’s podcast sitting in front of a mic and looking incredulous

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Dec 31

Folk art Charlie Kirk as folk art Jesus.

Instigation Architect@gregrichardsnyc· Nov 26

So many nuts and so little sugar blobbery! Am I keen on having spent $15 on a pound and a half of nuts for one pie? Not really. But that’s what these festive days require.