The wish granter

🚨 BREAKING: US President Donald Trump was reportedly spotted openly consorting with members of the Thalmor

How it feels to slay a monster as a boy #male

People keep telling me things like “you need to take off the amulet” and “it’s power is corrupting you” They’re clearly just jealous of the bond between me and the amulet and want to take it for themselves

A man crossed my path in the parking lot of a Bojangles so I struck him down where he stood

How I’m pulling up to the function

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Picked up a sword and it started whispering to me

This is where I post from

Wizards after hitting fifth level

Demons don’t even bargain for your soul anymore they just look at you like this

Gestures to make you more feminine and elegant

Accidentally cast turnt undead

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

Watching my friend recite random pages from the wizard’s spellbook we stole and they accidentally cast fireball centered on themself

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

I saw the crystal ball glow

I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal

Buy my sinister potion

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