Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise

@greytideskye

Too robust for just one station. Chief Requisitions Officer for The Stardust Initiative. (TSW Character #TSWRP #SWLRP) #HiveHum

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Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Sep 4

bringing back the classics

The same image as above, Raidah scowling to the right and Billie looking astonished at the same thing, but in the whitespace around the bluesky post I put Dickbutt there

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Aug 30

wild and wacky image of a Surge soda bottle, "Feed the rush", and it's like, trippy green background

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Aug 22

"my ass is down here, thanks" would be pretty esoteric as a front print on that train of thought, most booty shorts. identifying info on armored vests is larger on the back because the front is usually full of pockets and shit? also the razorback would serve no purpose if it was on the front.

The team fortress 2 item, the razorback. It is a tribal shield with a battery taped to it. Its purpose is to prevent instant-kill backstabs.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Jul 19

skill issue

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Apr 16

Aaron Carter: Oh Aaron
in hindsight it was mid. almost bad, but by god did it define a generation. (A shitty generation)

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Mar 3

meeeeeee

blocky image of a woman from sleuthing game, Shadows of Doubt, with a fingerprint labeled "Type BI" next to it

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Feb 6

As valid as you are, your trans origin story will never this be cool. <Alt Text has effort>

A white sasquatch throws a tree at a mountain as an M1A2 Abrahms american tank drives around it. The Sasquatch is thinking, in text bubbles that cover more than half of the page, "I've given more workouts to more bodies than Jane Fonda!" "First I was Walter Langkowski, Scientist!" "Next I became the original orange-furred Sasquatch, until it's 'Great Beast' owner reclaimed that form!" "Then I was 'Dead' to be reborn as Box!" "Then 'Dead' again until reborn as Smart Alec in time to wrest Snowbird's abandoned albino Sasquatch body from Pestilence!" "And because of that last act WALTER is now WANDA Langowski!"

So uh, by becoming various sasquatches and dying a lot, a guy became a woman. Your trans origin story, while valid, will never be as cool as becoming several sasquatches and coming back from the dead and throwing exploding tree trunks at mountains next to battle tanks.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Jan 18

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Jan 11

Post your favourite Pokémon wrong answers only

Guide for Constructing the Letter N, artist Joris Hoefnagel ca. 1595
I can't begin to describe how batshit insane this picture is. In general, it is two squares with a grid showing how to draw the letter N; up top is line art showing the various serifs, and the below square has an inked-in N.

The squares are between two castle-themed towers, built on two platforms of limestone bricks, a sandstone castle tower, with a round brick tower atop. Between the limestone foundations, "Nisi, Dominus Custodiecut Cur-" I don't understand it so you don't get to either.

Each of the towers has, attached to a curved question-mark spear, a big cup of burning embers and a medieval trans pride flag dangling from beneath. Above, the Eye of God with serpent-like wings of fire gazes upon the line-art N, and the jagged reachers that serve as the furthest "feather" in the flame wings is strangling the hell out of the tippy top of the round towers. Two sort of legs come down from the eye like dripping boogers, spread apart to form the sides of the top square.

Between the two towers, competing bugle horns are pressed to the temples of a rooster with tentacle-porn tentacles coming from his back, the horns threatening to execute the rooster cartel-style: two in the back of the head from opposite angles. The bugles also have someone's underwear dangling from them.

The Almighty Eye isn't just on fire, it's on extra fire. Like, the body and bone of the wings are blue, and the feathers that are fire are red orange, but the spiked top of the central body that encompasses the eye is also on spiky red fire.

This teaches you to draw the letter N, somehow.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Jan 8

Had 4 in arms reach. Yeah, it works.

4 lego people stuck together in a square, feet on heads.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Dec 21

paint.net edited the picture to go from a man bowling in the background to being a tiny man inserting a q-tip into a foreground character's hair, and the other person now saying "Stop, tiny man! That's not how you're supposed to use those! You'll hurt her!"

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Dec 19

this easily gives me a giggle every time I reread it. i am a god at writing things I want to read and buddy, I worship at my altar so much I've installed padded seats

Main line text reading "Topic to be revisited upon the above circumstances' changing." There's a tooltip, the focus of the picture:

"From the desk of the Applied Humor team: You may observe a stated “three reasons” in the report, but count four reasons. The count has been compressed by bluespace, fitting four reasons into the space of three. Please submit your review of this “joke” to your nearest Linguistics team researcher."

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Dec 1

me when I go to be pedantic about something on this hellsite

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 25

Gaia staring at the back of reality: fuck who unplugged my coax cables, how will I play The Legend of Zelda now Nintendo: we gotchu Game Freak: no actually we got 'Chu. Pica, that is.

Board game cover for The Legend of ZELDA game. An elf man with a sword and shield is on a raft, surfing while four-legged Mike Wazowski and three mermaid heads are biting at him.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 24

this year I had the joy of forgetting the right corner's solution and only quarter-remembering the left corner's one.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 24

oh I did screenshots for the others so ok it's got the classic Sylvie charm without the intense precision platforming that usually skill diffs me.

Castle Bubble. A girl with three bubbles in a pixel castle.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 24

Streets of Rogue. What a surprise, another immersive sim. This game's systems are finely tuned to work together, sacrificing some of the usual breadth of action for a more refined gameplay loop. With low committal, I jump into multiplayer runs and fuck around. Competence begets competence.

Game Streets of Rogue, showing two Cops who are both aligned to the player but also Guilty.

As an alien, I keep mind controlling people to fall into a hole and die.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 24

Sven Co-op. I didn't play this back in the day, sadly. It's a nice, low-stakes game for when I want to go left click some enemies alongside some other people. There's a server with progression, where you unlock near-infinite ammo, then there's a one-hit death server that fosters teamwork and risks.

Fighting radish thieves with a chainsaw, while Monika and Sayori from Doki Doki Literature Club wield miniguns against the houndeye radish dog thieves.

Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club on a Mario Party style map, getting a star from a Vortigaunt alien dude.

The Count from Sesame Street blocks a door and taunts the player while lightning is arcing across the room. The chat calls the Count my arch-nemesis. Fuck you, The Count. I want in that door.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 24

Cube Chaos. Appeals to the "whacked out ultracombo bullshit" side of me. RIGHT NOW I have a perk to spawn a bee every minute, and a perk that gives my leader 2hp every time an ally is created, and a perk that has a chance to add max HP to an ally every time it's healed. Still lost! It's great!

The steam banner for Cube Chaos. Blocky, pixelated graphics showing some birds dodging virus launchers that are trying to poison a flying beast which has abducted a mana battery and is eating it.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 24

Get to know my taste in video james. Comment or like and I'll post 1 I've liked recently. Additionally, as I don't 100% support these sorts of engagement baits, I'm going to be commenting my main comfort games in this trying time.

Just text that says: Get to know my taste in video games. Comment or like and I'll post 1 I've liked recently.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 23

Skeet juxtaposition is almost always hilarious @lacroixboi.lol

Two skeets, in order. The second is the one this is a reply to, Nightmare Bonnie's.

The first is @lacroixboi.lol , Future Jeffrey. It reads:
ME: the masseuse said it’s normal for me to get a slight erection

OPTOMETRIST:

There is no text for the Optometrist's response, indicating that they are in stunned silence. However, the way my timeline got arranged, the second skeet coming after indicates that the optemetrist is Nightmare Bonnie saying Oh... My penis is big.... which is some hilarious juxtaposition.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 20

#undertale #sans

A revision of the prior poster, with the M in Megalomania changed to V, for Megalovania. The guy on the cover has his face covered in white and a blue hood, to look like Sans Undertale.

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 10

Hi this is Penny she's made of cabbage she likes to hurt people she'd make a great Bee if they let her She does paperwork and stabs people and sometimes does so surgically

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise@greytideskye· Nov 8

You may recognize me.