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Chub Heartman

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an silly dude he/him 🍁

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Chub Heartman@griefmachine· 19d

jungle kitty in fact

a Tuxedo cat is perched up on a limestone block amongs some ferns and other greenery. she is pretty and cute and her eyes are green. Shes wearing a leash and a blue collar.

a Tuxedo cat is perched up on a limestone block amongs some ferns and other greenery. she is pretty and cute and her eyes are green. Shes wearing a leash and a blue collar

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Jul 8

Super proud to have been on these lists. but The Platner Puritans list has oddly disappeared. Hmm.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Jun 29

she's in the Matrix

A tuxedo cat sits prettily on her perch mounted on a glass door overlooking a bright green yard. She is on a blue blanket and is alert and looking upward with her striking green eyes. there is no filter on this photo, the area was just awash in greenish light like in The Matrix.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Jun 27

some cat!

a tuxedo cat sits on a blue towel across my lap. a wooden coffee table can be seen in the background. she is curled up and snoozing with a hint of fang poking out of her lip.

a closer shot of a tuxedo cat sitting on a blue towel across my lap. a wooden coffee table can be seen in the background. she is curled up and snoozing with a hint of fang poking out of her lip.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Jun 18

killed 3 mosquitoes today 🫡

Propaganda film from Starship Troopers. One of the troopers turns out of formation to say into camera, "I'm doing my part!"

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Jun 4

roughly photo shopped image of the Time Magazine cover from the 90s of Ellen Degenerous saying Yep, I'm Gay. My cat's beautiful face is superimposed over Ellen's. She is a tuxedo cat and is adorable. the other words on the cover of this magazine are: EXCLUSIVE Ellen DeGeneres explains why she's coming out. The changing nature of sex on TV.
Antartica's secrets
The backlash agains HMOs

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· May 24

Time for the skeptics to get on board. The next world transforming technology is already here. Evolve, or be left in the dust.

a photo of a green Yak Bak "SRX" which is one of the more advanced Yak Baks. It has buttons that say SAY and PLAY and 6 other effects buttons, one may be a fart noise.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· May 18

a cat ponders yard work she will never do.

A tuxedo cat on a leash outside. she is sitting amongst some dandelions and old leaves and sitting with her back to the camera, looking over a messy garden with lattice and tools scattered about.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· May 16

if this is the furst time you see my cat prepare to have your whole world rocked

A tuxedo cat sits on a blue towel across my lap. she is all twisted up with her belly partially exposed. there is also a great toe bean action on her left front paw. her upside down face has a pleased expression as if smiling. #caturday

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· May 16

Personall I'd like to see more of a Gritty Bond

A press photo of the Philadelphia sports mascot by a name of Gritty. He is skating and he looks absurd.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· May 8

A screenshot of a tweet from Rudy Giuliani's account, timestamped 9:10pm on May 7, 2026, with a stock image of a beach with a palm tree and over it some edited text reading Dear Heavenly Father "Rudely Giuliani has dyed.... his dang hair! remember when he was leaking ink? He is still sick and is leaking ink to this day. His cousin divorced him for leaking ink everywhere. but you know what? he'll stop leaking ink when he dies. a sick, sick man. pray 4 him." Amen

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Apr 26

poor Mozart giving musical dictation from his sick bed in Amadeus (1984)

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Apr 17

lil jumbo

her stance is fantastic. a leashed tuxedo cat gazes skyward in a leafy backyard. she is slightly hunched and in a wide stance.

her stance is fantastic. a leashed tuxedo cat with pale green eyes in a leafy backyard. she is slightly hunched and in a wide stance. husky stance. strong stance.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Apr 4

two images of a distraught toddler holding a gun. he's hold a hand over his face in the second image.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Mar 29

she's cat

a close shot of a tuxedo cat sitting loaf style on a bue carpet. she im pressed against a blue and white fabric pyramid that she loves. she looks off to the left with a cut an self approving expression.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Mar 15

watching The Matrix Reloaded

it is Mouse from The Matrix in the scene where he says Morpheus is fighting Neo except the text reads "Trinity is prokin' Neo"

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Feb 22

no one knows what the future holds, my friend.

Paulie from The Sopranos doing that index finger and pinkey pointing gesture.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Feb 22

portrait of a cat who just licked my powdered jelly donut

an unbitten powdered jelly donut on an old plate with a patch of powder licked clean off.

a cute tuxedo cat sits on a cluttered wooden desk infront of a snowy back yard. she is pretty and cute and dignified.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Feb 7

lil puddin

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Jan 24

screenshot of a weather app showing my current local temperature and vonditions. It is Clear -29°c (-20°f) Feels like -37°c

Ralph Wiggum sits alone at the back of the bus near the emergency exit. Subtitles read: (chuckles) I'm in danger.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Jan 11

you guys. she has her own living room now

a distant shot of my cat's "living room" it has a couch made of scratchy cardboard material. In front of the couch is a small black carpet on which sits another couple cardboard boxes with scratching pads in it. A tiny tuxedo cat sits on her couch with her head on the arm rest gazing at the camera.

A closer shot of my cat's "living room" it has a couch made of scratchy cardboard material. In front of the couch is a small black carpet on which sits another couple cardboard boxes with scratching pads in it. A tuxedo cat is sitting on her couch looking satisfied.

A tuxedo cat is going nuts on her new couch. her face is a blur in the movement but you can tell her expression is silly and there is a slightly wild twinkle in her eyes.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Dec 22

new levels of cute unlocked

a cute tuxedo cat is sitting across a blue towel on my lap in a recliner chair. the room is dimly lit and her eyes gaze up and to the right, giving a rare glimpse of the white of her eye. hard to overstate how cute she is.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Nov 30

stunningly beautiful

a close up shot of a tuxedo cat looking into the camera in afternoon sunlight. her eyes are a light green with some blue. she looks at peace.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Nov 16

top notch pain meds doc, top fucking notch

a close up portrait of a tuxedo cat in a dimly lit room. her expression is sanguine and her pupils are enormous.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Nov 14

my kitty came through her dental procedure today just great! huge relief! way to go Mugs! (pics from before, she isn't photogenic right now) ❤️

a tuxedo cat is seen asleep on my lap with a slight grin on her lips.

a tuxedo cat sleeps sprawled out on my blue lap towel. Seen from above, her body posture can only be described as a "dab"

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Nov 12

it is Danny DeVito holding a revolver and looking somewhat crazed.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Nov 2

she is strong and she comforts me

a tuxedo cat sits with her arm strung across my knee. she looks beefy and satisfied. a cluttered coffees table is seen behind her in a dimly lit room

a top view of a tuxedo sitting in a lap-hammoc made of blue towel and reaching her left forepaw onto my hand. she does this when i am watching horror movies or Game 7 of the World series with the blue jays up by 1.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Oct 2

a fine thing to say on bluesky, but post this on the nicolodeon kids forums and you get banned.

screenshot of a bluesky post

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Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Oct 2

quandary of quandaries you gotta stand up to pee and this is happening on your lap:

close up of a sleeping tuxedo cat on a blue towel stretched across my lap. her lips are turned up in a dolphin's grin.

a close up of a tuxedo cat sprawled out on a blue towel. she is asleep amongst a pile of her own feet, arms and legs.

a top view of a tuxedo cat curled up in a tight little cat ball on the blue lap towel. her face is tucked under her arms.

Chub Heartman@griefmachine· Sep 13

on behalf of my cat and all small ones of the litter: the word "runt" is rude and needlessly unkind. she is the little one and that's that.

a tuxedo cat sits in a pale blue donut shaped catbed on a green recliner in a dim room. she is stretching her forepaw out towards the camera and gazing affectionately.

closer shot of the same tuxedo cat sitting in a pale blue donut shaped catbed on a green recliner in a dim room. she is stretching her forepaw out towards the camera and gazing affectionately into the lense. her little cheek is mushed upward by the edge of the cat bed. she is beautiful and good.