the first episode of Perry Mason gets weird right out of the gate

enjoying The Onion’s scrolling headlines

Anthony Gordon

holy crap I won a freeroll

Lindsey Graham just died

this kid might be the MVP of the movie though

a little upset that Obsession came out after Billy Napier got fired at Florida because I would have loved to post this image after another special teams penalty gave the other team a fresh set of downs

Belgium up 3-1 putting on Lukaku

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Fox Nation: stream all of Fox Nation’s unmissable content! me:

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where Croatia going, Chuck

six sevennnnn

our entire starting lineup

I went to one where they played Say Something, it was so bad I took a selfie that’s still on my phone

my mother used to play these two tapes in the car and they both left a big impression on me

what on earth is going on with the Reflecting Pool

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all these years later I can’t believe that we let QT get away with the ridiculous Elle Driver Red Cross-themed eyepatch

I do win pots occasionally

it burns

statistics are fake

brb gonna go walk into an ocean

I’m going to be sick

how’s your morning going? oh me, I’m just getting it all in preflop with aces and losing to runner runner royal flush

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online poker update: went zero to 100 real quick (it was not real quick)

let’s play some HORSE

we’re making day 2! unfortunately I haven’t had a playable hand in two hours