Jim’s Farts
@grippycaballeros
Master and Commander of the leaky vessel known as Jim…
Have they screwed the leak-prevention device into his asshole yet?
Dog and Kat! All I remember is that Kim Bassinger had shoved the engine from a Porsche into a VW Beetle and that car rocked my 12-YO loins harder than Kim did.
Oh, Holmes and Yo Yo. Nobody remembers this one! Robot cop buddy comedy!
Wrong color but all I see is Blue Boy. Yeah WK got done dirty all right. Kirk got like a bitchin leather motorcycle jacket…
We know George’s story, but Walter is still owed reparations as well. For this..
RIP. I hope she doesn’t mind a little change I made so that it would resonate with my daughter…
The House Band from the Titty Twister just said that they will not be performing at the Freedom 250 concert.
Deviatin’ Dave has backed out of America 250 and I just don’t know where I’m going to get those phat beatz…
There’s a call on line 2 for “America’s Mayor” and he sounds pissed…
I would note that Baron wants to grab the moon, shrink the moon and steal the moon.
If the Iranian delegation does anything less than this it’s an embarrassment.
