This is what I see:

I’d ask whether CBP realizes how on the nose this ad is, but I suspect that’s the point. “Sick of doing the right thing? At CBP we never give it a thought!”

Pom Poko in real life.

"No! Try not. Do! Or do not."

Hmmm. A li'l skull-and-crossbones for onesies!

Unsolicited brick pics.

I give Schumer and Jeffries about 90 seconds before they cave under the pressure of this messaging. Now to sip my coffee and go look for the video of them doing just that.

Oh my goodness!

This actually *IS* a distraction: grand jury testimony is normally sealed, and they know damn well no judge is going to unseal it without a compelling reason. This is a transparent ploy to make the excuse, "Hey, we tried, but some liberal judge wouldn't let us (he's probably a groomer)."

If anyone has a full bladder and needs a place to go:

Well I take that back. Grok is basically both-sidesing the issue, while ChatGPT does this:

Credit to Wondermark.

Weird that this reply got me blocked. The point of 2001, as explained in 2010 at least, was that HAL was given conflicting orders ("serve the crew" and "deceive the crew"), and it decided that the way to accomplish both was to murder the crew. Arthur C Clarke anticipated this exact problem.

Evergreen reply:

For me the article is hidden behind a wall that says, “This is not a paywall.” Technically true: it’s a sign-up-for-spam wall.

Being intersex is not a fucking “birth defect.” Miss me with your bigotry.

This you?