To the rescue!

Just wait - there's gonna be a LOT of 'em (guys, too, for that matter)...

Whiny snowflake bitch

You mean THIS handsome devil?

Every morning I wake up and check the news with bated breath for one specific obituary. Not the one I've been waiting for, but, you know...

Talked with #MitchMcConell for 20 minutes today, right up until his new roommate was being served his daily pineapple.

"raw state"?? 😂😂😂 Here's his "raw state" vs now.

Joe Rogan looking like a mosquito welt who wished to be a real boy.

Seen in Chicago recently. 😂🙌

Can attest. I've had all of mine and I am 100% perfectly A-OK.

So how does he grade himself on that test...? 😯

The timing of this is purely coincidental; it really is one of my faves.

And Chicago-style deep dish pizza, of course! 😋

IL: the Horseshoe Sandwich!

Lady G: because Trump's taint isn't going to lick itself.

With cankles like these babies, he can't run *anywhere*.

Hard at work on America's priorities.

Pretty much my entire philosophy when it comes to Charlie "GiantHead" Kirk and whatever he has to say about anything ever.

Never, for ANYTHING. Ever.

😂

Dogs - the best people on the planet. ❤️

Huh... so everything Trump touches really DOES die... 🫤 #ETTD #HulkHogan