GulfCoastJake

@gulfcoastjake

49 he/him 🏳️‍🌈 in Florida • into LEGO, books, coffee, and graphic design 👬 @downsideupart.bsky.social

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GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· 14d

No cheating post your lock screen

A vertical smartphone lock screen showing a bright daytime beach scene under a clear blue sky.
Key Elements:
Time and Date: The top center displays a large digital clock reading 9:06 in a bold, white sans-serif font. Directly below it is the date, Mon, Aug 3, alongside a small weather icon showing a crescent moon next to cloud cover and a temperature of 84°.
Lock Screen Widgets: A horizontal row of four circular, translucent grey widgets sits below the date:
An alarm clock set for 10:45 PM.
An open book icon resembling a Mode function.
A raindrop icon indicating a 15% chance of precipitation.
A detailed graphic of a waxing gibbous moon phase.
Background Wallpaper: A coastal landscape featuring a wide, white sandy beach in the lower third of the frame. Small beach umbrellas are scattered along the shore where the sand meets a calm, light-green ocean. A deep blue sky fills the upper two-thirds of the image.
Interface Icons: At the bottom edge, two white utility shortcut icons are visible: a phone receiver icon on the far left and a camera icon on the far right.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· 24d

Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.

Screenshot of a Facebook post (with the poster’s picture and name blacked out) starting:
When you say the word "poop" your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. The same can be said for the phrase, "explosive diarrhea."

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jul 17

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲

This image shows a digital interface screen under the heading "RECENT ACTIVITY." It displays a horizontal row of four promotional movie posters, arranged from left to right:

The Sheep Detectives: Features a group of people standing in a green field surrounded by sheep under an overcast sky.

Enola Holmes 3: Depicts a vintage, illustrated collage style showing Millie Bobby Brown and Louis Partridge looking closely at each other, alongside other characters and a scenic backdrop.

Paddington in Peru: Shows the character Paddington Bear wearing his iconic blue coat and red hat while riding a small boat through a tropical, mountainous river landscape.

Hoppers: Features a bright yellow background centering on a large, friendly-looking brown bear surrounded by smaller animated creatures and a metallic device in the foreground.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jul 15

Just found out there's a local Pride radio station! Been listening to this since getting back from vacation.

This is a stock car radio infotainment system showing a Bluetooth connection and HD Radio signal.
The display indicates the station is Pride Radio on FM 93.3, specifically sub-channel FLZ-HD2.
The currently playing song is "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen.
93.3 FLZ is an iHeartRadio station based in Tampa, Florida.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jul 12

Last day of vacation... Easing back into reality with laundry, dishes, and grocery shopping later. But first: COFFEE!

An eye-level, medium shot shows a cup of coffee being brewed into a white Starbucks mug on a black coffee machine next to a white ceramic canister with the word "Coffee" written in black italic type. The coffee machine is on the left, with the white Starbucks mug on the base. A stream of coffee is being poured into the mug. The canister is on the right, with a lid on top. The background is a white tiled wall.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 20

Made dinner for my parents as an early Father's Day gift since I have to work on Sunday:

This image features a plated meal consisting of a seared thick-cut pork chop served with a side of creamy mashed potatoes and steamed asparagus spears.

The dish is characterized by several distinct layers:
Protein: A thick, rounded cut of meat is topped with a chunky tomato-based sauce.
Toppings: The entire center of the plate is garnished with a generous amount of shredded Parmesan and sautéed spinach.
Sides: A large scoop of fluffy mashed potatoes sits to the left, while several stalks of bright green asparagus are tucked beneath the meat and potatoes.
Sauce: The meal is finished with a savory balsamic-style glaze that pools around the base of the components.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 20

Slappy Squirrel voice: “You remind me of a young Wilma Flintstone.”

This image features Slappy Squirrel from the animated series Animaniacs.

Slappy is depicted as an elderly, cranky cartoon veteran known for her sarcastic demeanor and use of extreme cartoon violence.

She frequently wears a characteristic green hat decorated with a small yellow flower, as seen in the image.

The character lives with her nephew, Skippy Squirrel, and often finds herself in conflict with old cartoon enemies.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 19

Share a movie soundtrack you love. 🎥🎶 (I've never actually read the books or seen any of the movies, but we sold this CD at my bookstore so I picked it up when it came out.)

This image shows the original motion picture soundtrack cover for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

Released in 2010, this is the third installment in the popular vampire film franchise.

The soundtrack features 15 tracks, including contributions from Muse and Florence + the Machine.

This image shows the back cover of the The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Original Motion Picture Soundtrack CD or vinyl. It features a dark background with a large, stylized red crescent shape framing the tracklist.

1. Metric - Eclipse (All Yours)

2. Muse - Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)

3. The Bravery - Ours

4. Florence + The Machine - Heavy In Your Arms

5. Sia - My Love

6. Fanfarlo - Atlas

7. The Black Keys - Chop And Change

8. The Dead Weather - Rolling In On A Burning Tire

9. Beck and Bat For Lashes - Let's Get Lost

10. Vampire Weekend - Jonathan Low

11.UNKLE - With You In My Head (Feat. The Black Angels)

12. Eastern Conference Champions - A Million Miles An Hour

13. Band of Horses - Life On Earth

14. Cee Lo Green - What Part of Forever

15. Howard Shore - Jacob's Theme

16. Lisa Mitchell - Edge Of My Dreams

BONUS TRACKS

17. Battles - The Line

18. Bombay Bicycle Club - How Can You Swallow So Much Sleep

www.eclipsethemovie.com www.eclipsesoundtrack.com

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 15

Day 1/30 ☑️ New workout program started today! This one is a step up from the program I just finished. darebee.com/programs/pow...

A graphic for a workout program titled "POWER BUILDER" in large, bold, white capital letters against a black background.
Below the main title, the text reads: "STRENGTH & BODYBUILDING."
The bottom of the image features four informative icons in square frames:
30 days: Indicating the program duration.
Dumbbell icon: Representing weightlifting.
Classic Strength Training + Stretching: Detailing the workout style.
Difficulty: A red bar meter indicating level 4 out of 5, with the note "not suitable for beginners."

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 14

Day 30/30 ☑️ DONE! 🏋️‍♂️🎉

The image shows the cover of a Hard Reset Strength fitness program guide by DAREBEE.
The cover features bold, distressed black text on a light beige background with several informational icons:
Main Title: "HARD RESET STRENGTH" followed by the subtitle "MUSCLE DEFINITION."
Program Duration: An icon on the left indicates it is a 30 days program.
Equipment: A central dumbbell icon indicates it requires weights, specifically a set of dumbbells.
Focus: An icon labeled "STRENGTH TRAINING" confirms the program's primary goal.
Difficulty: A rating system on the right shows a 3 out of 5 level, noted as "suitable for beginners".
This program is a 30-day dumbbell-based routine focused on building muscle, improving flexibility, and strengthening tendons. It is designed to be potentially paired with its counterpart, "Hard Reset Cardio".

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 8

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

A three-panel comic strip featuring a small, pink octopus against a dark background.
Panel 1: The octopus is on the lower right, looking up at a speech bubble that says, "I AM SQUISHY.."
Panel 2: The octopus is centered, now looking slightly more contemplative. The speech bubble says, "... AND A BIT WEIRD."
Panel 3: The octopus is on the lower right again, looking directly at the viewer with a cheerful expression. The speech bubble says, "I'M A REAL CATCH!"
The bottom right corner of the third panel is dated "3/15/2016." The URL "CRIMESAGAINSTHUGHMANATEES.TUMBLR.COM" is written across the top left of the strip.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 8

Edith Ann? It's that you?

This image depicts comedian Lily Tomlin performing as her famous character, Edith Ann, sitting in an oversized rocking chair.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 8

I only have, like, five Pride tees, which is more than the number of times I plan to go places on my days off this month, so I guess I'd better wear them while I go run errands!

A close-up photograph of a person wearing a black crewneck t-shirt featuring the slogan "TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS".

The text is prominently centered on the chest in a bold, sans-serif block font. The colors of the lettering alternate to reflect the Transgender Pride flag, with rows appearing in light blue, light pink, and white.

In the background, a small portion of a retail shelf is visible, showing a white "Table Fan" box.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 5

Oh yeah, we actually watched some movies this week so I can do this for once: #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched boxd.it/kqgpp

This image displays a collection of movie posters from various genres and eras:
· Sublet (2020): A romantic drama directed by Eytan Fox about a travel writer discovering Tel Aviv.
· In & Out (1997): A comedy starring Kevin Kline as a teacher whose sexuality is questioned on national television.
· Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (2022): A coming-of-age film based on the novel by Benjamin Alire Sáenz.
· Mickey 17 (2025): A sci-fi film directed by Bong Joon-ho, featuring Robert Pattinson.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Jun 1

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

An image of a light-skinned adult with short blonde hair and a light beard, smiling gently at the camera while tilted slightly forward. They are wearing dark-rimmed rectangular eyeglasses, a clay-orange baseball cap printed with the phrase "JUST BE YOU" in capital letters, and a black crewneck t-shirt featuring a large, distressed paint-stroke graphic of the Progress Pride flag.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· May 20

Went thrifting today and found some fun things!

A flat-lay arrangement of retro-style men's fashion items and two vintage vinyl record albums by Dionne Warwick set against a vibrant blue textured blanket.
In the lower-left quadrant, a 1982 vinyl album cover for Dionne Warwick’s "Heartbreaker" features a large close-up photograph of the artist in a patterned wrap dress. Overlapping its right side is a 1987 album sleeve for "Reservations for Two," characterized by a bright teal sticker highlighting track listings on a cream and pastel yellow background.
Fanned across the upper and right portions of the frame are three patterned button-up shirts: a rust-brown short-sleeve shirt with a small repeating white diamond motif, a light blue shirt featuring a delicate white floral print, and a dark navy shirt with a bold tropical pattern of red roses, green foliage, and prowling tigers.Tucked into the lower-right corner is a pair of classic brown leather low-top sneakers with seven-eyelet lacing and thick off-white soles.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· May 18

#MCM #MonochromeMonday (plus bonus original photo)

A black and white selfie of a bald man with glasses, positioned in the lower half of the frame. He has light stubble and is looking directly at the camera with a slight smile.
Behind him is a wooden shelf unit displaying a detailed collection of LEGO Modular Buildings. The top shelf features a continuous street scene created from multiple detailed LEGO structures populated with various minifigures and small vehicles like a donut truck. The lower shelf contains additional LEGO building kits and books.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· May 17

Drop a film with a single word title.

A promotional image for the 1992 film Sneakers, featuring a tight, diagonal lineup of the main cast members peeking out from behind a dark, slanted edge.

From the front (bottom right) to the back (top left), the featured actors are:

Robert Redford (as Martin Bishop)

Dan Aykroyd (as Mother)

Mary McDonnell (as Liz)

River Phoenix (as Carl Arbogast)

David Strathairn (as Whistler)

Sidney Poitier (as Donald Crease), visible in the upper right corner

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· May 17

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

This image features the beloved British literary character Paddington Bear, who is famously known for his love of marmalade sandwiches.
Controversial Advertisement: Paddington famously advertised Marmite in 2007 and 2008, despite his traditional preference for marmalade.
Literary Origin: Paddington Bear first appeared in the children's book A Bear Called Paddington in 1958, created by author Michael Bond.
Media Appearances: The character has been featured in numerous television series, including a 1976 stop-motion animation, and a popular live-action film released in 2014.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· May 4

Happy 4th of May.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Apr 30

Already surpassed my 2 books/month goal, so I upped it to 1/week. With the one I just finished, I'm still 9 ahead of schedule for the year!

A digital screenshot of a 2026 Reading Challenge progress tracker from an app, likely Goodreads.
The top left features a purple square icon with the year "2026" above a simple white graphic of an open book. To the right, text reads, "Reading Challenge" followed by the encouraging message, "Great pace! You're 9 books ahead of schedule."
Below this, a status line indicates, "25 of 52 books read | 245 days left." A horizontal progress bar sits at the bottom, filled in grey to the 48% mark, visually representing the books completed so far.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Apr 29

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally

This image is a screenshot from the animated television show Bob's Burgers featuring characters Gene, Louise, and Tina Belcher.
The quote "I've eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty" is spoken by the character Gene Belcher.
The scene depicts a somber birthday celebration where the children are expressing feelings of existential dissatisfaction.
The dialogue highlights the show's dark humor and philosophical undertones.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Apr 29

Also:

This image is a humorous meme featuring a quote attributed to Marilyn Monroe that ironically asks people to stop adding Minions to posts that are not related to the movie franchise.
The text is a request to stop irrelevant use of Minions in online posts.
The quote is falsely attributed to Marilyn Monroe.
This is a common internet meme format used to express annoyance at popular meme trends.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Apr 29

post a meme you made

This image is a viral meme featuring a humorous scene from a shopping mall's Christmas decoration setup.
The image shows a large, red-nosed reindeer model hanging from the ceiling while several other reindeer models lie on the floor below.
The text "All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names" is placed over the scene, humorously implying the red-nosed reindeer caused the downfall of the others.
The second panel zooms in on the suspended reindeer with the text "...Used to." reinforcing the joke.

GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake· Apr 28

Since I like to be able to flip through hard copies, I've been making booklets of the exercise programs I've been doing. It's been fun playing around with booklet printing and learning more about the print settings of my design programs.