Looks like butter, smells like butter, and yet….

Happy times with one of my pups at Truck Yard.

Denton, TX “talk” groups dropping those comedy bombs….

“Verifv,” it says.

Face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification.

SAG-AFTRA socials show how to protect your image from AI.

100 wars? Really? Someone should unironically hand him this and see if he takes credit for it. “That’s me. I saved all the robots. Rodimus Gobot says I am the greatest person on earth. One of them turns into a spaceship and a choo choo. Very smart like me. He should perform at Freedom 250.”

UPDATE: Finally got her resting….

Earlier in the week, I tried Mexican hot dogs and now I’m an acolyte.

Who knew this would be this current administration’s greatest enemy? #AlgaeGate

Not mine, but….

I guess people are up in arms that Wolverine’s suit regenerates in a video game. Also… it’s a video game.

He loves his Dad….

Fantastic “Tin Man” water tower in Dallas.

BREAKING: The Muzak playlist from a time displaced Kmart has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

BREAKING: Emmet Otter and his jug-band have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration. The Riverbottom Nightmare Band were unavailable for comment.

BREAKING: Intergalactic rappers ToeJam and Earl have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

BREAKING: Kidd Video have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration, stating it was not worth the travel from Flipside.

Alas, sweet “Sirloin Pit.”

The surreality of getting a medical check-up inside a former Bonanza steakhouse…. Sorry…. “Sirloin Pit.”

I like how this sounds like some diagnosed medical issue beyond the realm of documented curable science. “I’m sorry, but you have ‘Nilla Nummies.’ There’s nothing further we can do at this point but pray.”

Wow. Perfect for when I feel like lowering Toon shoes into “Dip.”

There is so much copyright infringement in this one photo alone, I don’t even know where to begin. Ah, carnivals….

I looked up “Screaming Lincoln” on the interwebz the other day. I was not disappointed.

Watching the original “Star Wars” tonight. In my happy place.

“Weird chip season” is back, my babies! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Well, that, and this sushi.

Spent last Saturday at WorldSprings. It was the highlight of my entire week.

New live-action photo of Link.

13 years ago today, this little fellow entered my life. My best friend. My shadow. My nap buddy. He is a joy every single day. My gratitude is endless. I love my Frodo.