“Multiversal Match Maker! Isn't that right @unknownmuses.bsky.social But yeah long story, not so short, in my home dimension your adventures have made it to physical media all the way back in 1998! Definitely not nowadays. Because f*CK Sony”

🎶Good morning, Good Morning! It's great to get up late or sum' sum!🎶 “Gosh I suck at musicals.”

@idealious.bsky.social 🎶 “Good Morning U.S.A, I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day! The sun in the sky and the stars on the drape- Oh Hi Cap!”

“I didn't read; Woman of Tomorrow. But I'm pretty sure that it's NOT what the movie was trying to convey. Especially with the colors. Very tame pallete.”

*Ploink ploink* “Ahhheeeiii mean, Dun'worry 'bout it. Sooooo...You and Spider-Man, friends? Any...adventures?” ~Kinda, just, taps my fingers in awkwardness~ “Baseball Huh?”

“Well...sh#t. ”

“I COULDA'VE BEEN BLACK!!! SHE'S SO PRETTY! WHY FORTNITE! WHY!?!?!”

“So that I don't lose track from ALL the other Felicia's across the Multiverse! You're the 8th one so far!”

~Punches the ground on my knees absolutely distraught after the Writer's Note at the corner of the "page"~ “WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!”

“Not Yet! But the day's still young! And the Night's even younger!”

@pepsimascot.bsky.social ~Double Takes~ “P-Pe- PEPSI MAN!?”

@otherwordlycat.bsky.social ~Writes an 8 on a sticky note and places it on Felicia's shoulder~ “Hello! Nice t' meet ya! Ooooh! The dimensional scanner says you're from E-93. Huh, that's a unique one!”

~I'd shift appearance immediately~ ”Yeeeeep, I am both Morph and Gwenpool. BUT, This Morph was...pretty much dead before I got to him. Possessed him before Sinister could get his mittens on 'm So if ya wanna add that to the list y' can” *MORPH NOISES*

“So girl dies, girl becomes ghost, girl possesses other heroes to fight off evil, but not evil, clone of an original dead gf of some other character. Yeah, my big story back and I ended up a side character. I hate the industry.”

“YAY! A successful job interview! Whowoulda--Ohp hold on.” ~Grabs his visor and gently places it over his eyes as his powers kick back in~ “Don't wanna end up concussed for my first day!~” *LIGHTBULB* “OHO! before I forget, I do have an arc...I'm currently in possession of Morph's body”

“So have you ever heard of Gloop? Or maybe Molecule Man? Heck, maybe the potential Franklin Richards has? Yeah, we're talking mad levels of OP bull dookie here. But, there is a catch. I cannot overextend my reach to change the fundamental pillars of stories. Like origins n stuff it's a headache”

“Looks like we got a branching pathway! This can happen a lot, but yes. Gwendolyn Poole. No relation to Deadpool. And no relation to Gwen Stacy.”

“Isn't he just the best boyo!?~ ” ~Shoves Jeff into a Gutter rift til' his next Cameo~ “Right! I got these things I call Gutter Rifts, they help me transport things through it, or sometimes pull things out of it, there's not really a limit. But there are unexpected results!”

“Yeah, I got, far too many abilities to list, I even remember who Forget Me Not was! Relevance and references aside, I also have a pet Landshark! His name is Jeff and he's just as good as I am! Though he's being milked like a cash cow. *WHISTLE* “Here he is!~”

“YAY! My powers can work! Though I would have also taken the other scenario for comedic levity! But hey! Progress! I may not be Jean Grey but I can sure...uhhh...I got nothing. . . Anyway, will this be easier for an interview now?” ~Starts a 30 min timer~

~Puts on a Target Shirt~ “READY!” *Confident Thumbs up* [So Writer for Clops! Will this work?]

“Again! Very iffy, it REALLY depends if the Puppeteers above agree or disagree. I'm also fairly squishy! So don't worry about hitting me with that Optic Dihh! Get it? Cause Rivals n memes?~”

“You will NOT regret this Scott the Woz! Trust me! I am so much more useful than Wade! Also power wise I'm actually a mutant and potentially an Omega Level mutant at that!” ~ His mug was suddenly refilled ~ “ I don't drink coffee but! Hey! Doesn't mean I can't provide!”

@rubyvisor.bsky.social “OMIGOSH! DOES THIS MEAN I'M AN X-MAN NOW!? ”

@sirenofthegreen.bsky.social “For being an eco-terrorist hellbent on species genocide, y' sure are pretty!”

@croftraidingtombs.bsky.social “Hiiii love your games! Really fun! You ever heard of Wonder Woman? I ship ya two!”

@winter-solider.bsky.social “Oh hey! I was wondering why, I...Dang I'm running on fumes now..I have nothing to say. So I'll just do this regularly! Hi Bucky!”

“The time for sleep has come! I go eep now!”

~ Brings out a monitor from a Gutter Rift and writes a chair into existence, with a desk and a notebook ~ “Might wanna take some notes f'r this one my guy”

-EVEN BIGGER SCRATCH- “ WHA- WH- QUÉ!?” ~ Absolutely intrigued by this dimension ~ “ya GOTTA tell me the Deets of this dimension!”