Drew Habits

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I love cats and hate cops! He/him

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The comic as a whole is good, but I wanna specifically highlight the perfect distillation of Musk's whole pathetic loser personality substitute

Cartoon of that hack asshole Elon Musk looking angry and bored while typing out his signature disingenuous cry laughing emojis on his phone

Drew Habits@habits· 22d

Post your last two brain cells

Samuel L. Jackson and Walton Goggins in character as Marquis Warren and Chris Mannix respectively, in a scene from the film The Hateful Eight. Jackson is lying in a bed while Goggins, sitting beside the bed in the foreground, reads a letter. Both the men and the bed are covered with blood

Drew Habits@habits· 24d

Casablanca and it's not close

Rick and Ilsa from the airstrip scene in Casablanca

Drew Habits@habits· Jun 26

I love Bluesky's commitment to environmental storytelling

Screenshot of the quoted post with the post it's responding to showing as blocked and the sole reply automatically hidden

Drew Habits@habits· Jun 25

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great. #FilmSky Sweet Charity. One of the most "if you made this movie today, they'd kill you" movies. And it's cool in a way that you're not allowed to be cool anymore, because that kind of coolness became a touchstone for period parodies

Poster for the film Sweet Charity, featuring a rainbow of overlapping Shirley MacLaines (Shirlies Maclaine?) doing skmething between a dance move and a pratfall

Drew Habits@habits· Jun 3

Compelling stuff

LLM slop artifact that looks sort of like a ball of boneless fingers

Drew Habits@habits· May 31

The Pitfalls of Liberalism remains undefeated

While the liberal is part of the oppressor, he is the most powerless segment within that group. Therefore when he seeks to talk about change, he always confronts the oppressed rather than the oppressor.

Drew Habits@habits· May 31

Star Wars goes in for more puppets; Star Trek prefers to put animals in cute little costumes

Leonard Nimoy (in character as Spock) holds a small dog wearing an alien costume, which amounts to a fur suit with a fake forehead horn and a pair of long, thin antennae

Michael Dorn (in character as Lt. Worf) pets a pig wearing an alien costume, which amounts to a fur jacket, a fake forehead horn, and some fake dorsal horns. A TV camera is visible in frame, indicating this is a "behind the scenes" photo

Drew Habits@habits· May 23

Fake Voyager title card reading "There's a Foot Guy Behind the Scenes and I'm Starting to Suspect it's Berman"

Drew Habits@habits· May 23

Like this is barely even a joke. Why did I make these. Who is this for

Fake DS9 title card reading "Sleeping in the Light"

Fake DS9 title card reading "Comes the Inquisitor"

Fake DS9 title card reading "The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari"

Drew Habits@habits· May 23

If you think these are bad, my original idea was to just do DS9 ones with Babylon 5 episode titles

Fake Star Trek title card reading "Spocktober Surprise"

Fake TNG title card reading "Worf Breaks the Jacuzzi Again"

Fake DS9 title card reading "The Case of the Sticky Holosuite"

Fake Voyager title card reading "Yet Another Fucking Neelix One"

Drew Habits@habits· May 23

Title card for a fake Star Trek: The Animated Series episode called
"UHHHH FUCK
IDK, SULU
GETS SHRUNK
REAL SMALL
OR WHATEVER"

Drew Habits@habits· May 19

Statue of a woman with a furrowed brow, looking concerned. Someone is holding their phone out so it looks like the statue is confused and upset by something on the screen

Drew Habits@habits· Apr 24

Who ordered the cookie of mech pilot Mario

Gingerbread man-shaped cookie in a grocery store, roughly decorated like Mario, but instead of a face, it has a sticker of Mario waving

Drew Habits@habits· Apr 17

A beautiful black and white short-haired cat looks up at the camera from inside a round pink laundry basket with heart-shaped holes

Drew Habits@habits· Apr 16

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865): The Sega Saturn (1994-2000)

Two Sega Saturn video game conse models, one Japanese and one American, each pictured with their region's default control pad

Drew Habits@habits· Apr 3

Kustov dirty deleted, but as context for anyone seeing this since then:

Post by Alexander Kustov, in response to a justified pan of the Atlantic article in question, that reads:
"My sincere call to fellow academics with a modicum of integrity who arw still on Bluesky: LEAVE NOW."

Drew Habits@habits· Apr 2

I still think about this one quite often

dril tweet reading:
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

Drew Habits@habits· Mar 24

Tomorrow morning we have to say goodbye to our beautiful perfect cat, Major, pictured here several years ago, in the pink of health and weighing more than twice what she weighs now. She is the kindest, sweetest cat I've ever met. Everyone she meets adores her instantly and she adores them right back

A beautiful, chubby, grey American shorthair cat with a dilute tuxedo coat, a streak of white on her face, a fat lower lip (the result of scarring from feline acne), and perfect little marshmallow paws. She is wearing a red collar and looking alert while standing on a bed

Drew Habits@habits· Mar 8

Funny how if you're mean to or about a zionist, someone in Haifa runs a script that searches your name 80-100x within a few seconds for some reason

Google Trends chart showing my name being searched in occupied Palestine (called "Israel" by Google) about 180 times roughly 12 hours ago

Drew Habits@habits· Mar 3

I don't have a Wii or anything but

Drew Habits@habits· Feb 28

I didn't watch much of the show but it seems pretty cool from the two or three episodes I've seen

Title card for the show Twin Peaks but it says, "I WANT SOME MACARONI AND CHEESE"

Drew Habits@habits· Feb 14

Found a picture of the guy

Drew Habits@habits· Feb 13

There's precident

Giandomenico Tiepolo's painting, "The Expulsion of the Money-changers from the Temple" which depicts Christ using a whip to drive money-changers from the temple. In their panic to escape, they have stumbled and toppled their table

Drew Habits@habits· Feb 11

The perfect, invincible New York System hot wiener Cousin to the Coney Island hot dog but, to my mind, superior

Three hot wieners on steamed buns topped with mustard, ground beef, diced onions, and celery salt

Drew Habits@habits· Feb 1

This extremely reads like a guy setting expectations for when his own emails with a child sex trafficker see the light of day Granted, I've never had to put this principle to the test, but I think if I found out one of my associates was selling kids off to pedophiles, I'd stop associating with them

First post only of the start of an EIGHT PART (if you can believe it) reply chain by Mark Pachucki, that reads:

I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)

Drew Habits@habits· Jan 25

The most popular cop training this stupid dipshit is praising here is literally called "Killology"

Post by some dumb bootlicker named Nolan Hicks, a real Nolan from the internet type I bet, that reads:
Jumping in here to point out that most police departments have training that is far more rigorous and rates of use of force that are far far lower than ICE and the CPB. This *isn’t* policing. IMO: It would behoove if folks didn’t conflate them.

Drew Habits@habits· Jan 23

idk why but I think it might be this one?

Drew Habits@habits· Jan 15

Not QTing because I don't want to pick a fight, but I see this going around and NO. This is dumb as hell. They don't care that you'd rather be "dead and righteous." Dead is not something we can afford! And they want you dead! When your enemy wants you to die, dying at them isn't smart OR righteous!

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

Drew Habits@habits· Jan 15

Not my house, but I know my way around